Wife home alone...and the doorbell rings

So, here's my senerio.
We live on a farm in the middle of nowhere Bennett.

Mrs. is in the garage, looks out the window and see's a guy walking in our ditch,
smoking a cigarette (its dry/windy/99 degrees...obvious he ain't too bright)

He now turns and walks down our driveway, towards the house. She bugs inside and calls the cops.

Now the guy rings the doorbell...she doesnt answer the door (like I told her!)
Then, he moves down the front porch, and is peeking into the 2 windows....and walks away.

I'm on the phone with her right after he rang the doorbell.
I asked her, "Get my gun!!"...her reply...."I got the ugly bitch"
Cops stopped the guy (10 minutes later) down the road. Story he told was "I was looking for work
and selling smokes"...Again, we are in the middle of nowhere....in 10 years, the bell has rang less than 10 times.

The kicker is, she grew up with NO firearm exposure= she was scared to death of my Daisy Red Ryder for years.
Slowly, I taught her to understand/learn about them. Just 2 weeks ago, I/her spent 200rds. through the "ugly Bitch"
and she was hooked!

My point is, make sure YOUR loved ones know/respect and can use them to protect life & home, when you're not there.
You never know when shit will hit the fan.......[shithitsfan]

So whats the "Ugly Bitch ?

Whew- good thing you spent some time with her and the Ugly Bitch. That could have been a horrible situation.

What the hell was this asshole doing, smoking a cigarette while walking in the ditch?!

Sounds like it may be time to make your place look a little less friendly. Barbed wire. a "We Don't Call 911" sign displayed prominently near the driveway. A "beware of dog" sign, and a couple of gigantic mounds of dried poo near the edge of the property, making them wonder just how big that dog is...

Nice! Also pics needed of the Ugly Bitch!

Major props going out. This is one of the few threads [ if any] here, the spouse DOES NOT ANSWER THE DOOR, HAS A FIREARM IN HAND AND on the ph to the LE's.

That my friends is a KEEPER.

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Originally Posted by jim

Major props going out. This is one of the few threads [ if any] here, the spouse DOES NOT ANSWER THE DOOR, HAS A FIREARM IN HAND AND on the ph to the LE's.

That my friends is a KEEPER.

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I wish there was a like button on here [Beer]

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Originally Posted by clublights

So whats the "Ugly Bitch ?

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Yeah, pics or it didn't happen.

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Originally Posted by islandermyk

I wish there was a like button on here [Beer]

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I rated the thread 5 stars... that's the "awesome" button!

Stone83, you need to buy her something, take her out to dinner- whatever you know speaks to her the most that you really appreciate her!

She did everything right, faced her fears and it all turned out well in the end- I don't buy his 'story' one bit. (I get the impression you believe him just as much)

Reminds me I need to train my wife on more of my "ugly bitches" than just the one she's comfortable with...
explain to her that "yeah, it's scary looking- imagine how much the guy that wants to rape our daughters will crap himself when he sees it pointed at him!"

I shared the with my wife...thx and glad she's didn't open the door

Still waiting for what the Ugly Bitch is?