At Ikea now

I hate this place. What do the women folk see in it? Hell probably has an Ikea store.

You should find Baileys guns. He should be somewhere around there.

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Originally Posted by Holger Danske

I hate this place. What do the women folk see in it? Hell probably has an Ikea store.

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For every $1500 they spend, a vibrator is donated in their names to those less fortunate.

I only go for the Horse, er I mean meatballs.

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Originally Posted by Holger Danske

I hate this place. What do the women folk see in it? Hell probably has an Ikea store.

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Inexpensive storage and lighting solutions, mostly. It's great for college kids just starting out, too.
Personally, I don't like the Swedish Modern style of furnishings, but the shelving and storage stuff can't be beat.

Now, the shuffling, slack-jawed cattle that shuffle around and block the aisles as they scratch their butts in contemplation are enough to drive a person up a wall, male or female...

I lucking fove ikea. I don't care who knows it.

Take something to start a fire in case you get lost in there.

Ikea is anti guns. No thanks.

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

You should find Baileys guns. He should be somewhere around there.

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Twas gonna say, let's start a game anytime somebody goes to Ikea.
Instead of "Where's Waldo" how about "Where's Carl"?

Stop it. Or I'm gonna go home.

[gohome]