I've decided I now support late-term abortions, tiered taxation, and supporting the oppressed.
The world would be a much better place if the mothers of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Maxine Waters, Charles Schumer, Bill Clinton, Bill Ayres, Van Jones, Harry Reid, Rahm Emanuel, Terry McAuliffe, and too many others for me to list had late term abortions. While I'm at it, all Dems should enter into gay marriages and promise to never ever reproduce. Ever.
I propose we tier taxation in Colorado. If you believe in minimalist government, you pay 2% and sign agreement for minimalist state benefits. If you're not a minimalist but support TABOR, your tax rate is 4%. If you believe the government should solve your problems, you get to tithe to your new god -- 10% tax. Add 20% to your tax rate for each time you voted for Obama. If you believe in "social justice" and government healthcare, you get to pay 75%. If you support ACORN or call yourself "the 99%", you get taxed 99%.
I feel oppressed by Denver and Democrat politicians so I think they should leave the state so I don't accidentally run into them and end up going into convulsions.
