Lobbyist on Demand: $4.95 to have someone nag your congressman

This is an interesting idea. Want your voice to be heard? Pay a lobbyist to nag government on your behalf:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014...cmp=latestnews

I'm down for $25 worth of nag.
Shit, maybe they can hire my wife.
They'll get their moneys worth.

[ROFL2]

My congresstard is Perlmutter. Does $4.95 get someone to defecate in his office trashcan?

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Originally Posted by centrarchidae

My congresstard is Perlmutter. Does $4.95 get someone to defecate in his office trashcan?

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For bail money I will fling poo in his general direction......

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

I'm down for $25 worth of nag.
Shit, maybe they can hire my wife.
They'll get their moneys worth.

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Ha! You'll hear about this post on your dying bed, but WTH sometimes you just can't pass them! [rockon]

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Originally Posted by centrarchidae

My congresstard is Perlmutter. Does $4.95 get someone to defecate in his office trashcan?

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Only at the EPA.

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Originally Posted by roberth

Only at the EPA.

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And only if the can is in the hallway.