Funny caliber names?

Let's here those funny caliber names.
I'll start
.40S&W
"Oh you mean .40 slow and weak?"

I've always thought hornady was kinda funny sounding

I thought S&W was "Short and Wimpy".

300wtf aka 300whisper

The .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer

6mm Thermos Bottle.

http://www.reloadersnest.com/images/...mos_bottle.jpg

Maybe not the square bullets it shot, but the "Puckle Gun" is a pretty strange name................

Or the "GyroJet bullets,

The 416 Dildo

5.75 Velo Dog.