https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...or-into-wendys
Authorities in Florida have arrested a man accused of throwing a live alligator through a restaurant’s drive-through window.
Is that a hate crime? [hahhah-no]
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Authorities in Florida have arrested a man accused of throwing a live alligator through a restaurant’s drive-through window.
Is that a hate crime? [hahhah-no]
They should have got his order right the first time!
Good thing it wasn't Taco Bell! Then they would have had to add a cruelty to animals charge....
I wonder what features define an assault alligator?
A mouth capacity of more than 15 teeth ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Erni
It's the shoulder thingy that goes up. Besides, we all know it isn't the function of the animal that makes it an assault XYZ, it is the way the animal looks. Very scary!Quote:
Originally Posted by Erni
At least he was original.
So will this set or alter other precedents involving other pets? What constitutes this animal as a deadly weapon and not some other animal?
Right! It isn't like he threw a rabbit through the drive-thru window.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog
Quote:
Homer: A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It’s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or…uh, a…an alligator. You just need more education on the subject.