Revenge for the Flattened Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money and I'm not leaving until I do."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have the clap?" Of course, the Madam
said no. He said, “I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten
minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
the place with the clap, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my
baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the clap
that I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the clap.
Then, when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to
bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the clap, and HE'S the
son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!
