Man Survives Five Story Jump, Twice

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I found this hilarious, perhaps you will as well. Happy weekend end!

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html

Now this first line is priceless:
"Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't stand anymore of his wife's nagging after the first time."

Haven't all of us married men felt this way on occasion.

If he can survive 3 bottles of vodka and a nagging wife, he can survive anything.

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Originally Posted by Tristan

If he can survive 3 bottles of vodka and a nagging wife, he can survive anything.

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The Russians have begun to develop bullet proof humans??

He jumped out a 5'th story window to escape a nagging wife..

Big deal...

Haven't we all?[ROFL2]

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Originally Posted by Batteriesnare

The Russians have begun to develop bullet proof humans??

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I'm beginning to think so-did you see Fedors' last fight? Jeesh!
And a bullet would have been the peaceful solution, lol.

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Originally Posted by Tristan

I'm beginning to think so-did you see Fedors' last fight? Jeesh!

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This one right? They cleaned it up for television.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2w3ubfd.jpg

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Originally Posted by Tristan

I'm beginning to think so-did you see Fedors' last fight? Jeesh!
And a bullet would have been the peaceful solution, lol.

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I didn't see it, but man, that's brutal!