When you're waiting for a package...

How many times will you refresh the tracking number page?

Me: 4848374647383995837371 times so far

I?ve grown rather patient as I get older. Sometimes I don?t even track things and just let them show up unexpectedly.

Only if they are later than the normal time they are in my neighborhood do I refresh it after I find its out for delivery.

This one is ambiguously delayed and it's something I really want to show up.

I?m kinda like Ray sometimes , And others I?m kinda crazy about it.
I just drive myself nuts so I try to forget about it.
The more you want it. The longer it will take. (Or feel like at least )

Amazon had ruined us for shipping times I ignore most things over 4 days shipping on eBay

Got a box from amazon today. Knew it was coming. Figured it would be here when I got home.

Nope.

But here's the kicker... while I'm going about my evening business, I here an alert on my phone from my front porch cam. Without even looking at the phone, I go to the front door and see someone pulling out of my driveway.

The package was right by the front door. No knock, no doorbell, nothing.

WTF? How about a little notification. Not so much as a "delivery confirmed" email over 1.5 hrs later.

Sent from somewhere...

Mine isn't e even coming to my house. Hopefully I'll get it tomorrow at this point. Initial estimate was yesterday.

Anyone remember “Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery”???

That was back when there were flip phones, right?