Pelosi schooled by the Pope
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on a stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards her and says "Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied "...I seriously doubt that.... with one wave of your hand? Show me."
So the Pope turns to the crowd and raises both hands and the crowd goes silent. Pelosi steps up to Pope and says, That was 2 hands and I see no wild joy...The Pope leans toward Pelosi and says, I haven't preformed the miracle I spoke of yet.
So the Pope raises one hand with the authority of the heavens as they all watch in anticipation he then slaps Pelosi across the face.
