Did you know that Guam floats?
I just found out that everything I know about geology is wrong. Apparently, islands float in the ocean much like ships. It must be true because Georgia Congressman Hank Johnson says if we deploy too many US Marines to the small island of Guam, it will tip over and capsize. It will also cause global warming.
Strange how this hasn't appeared on Colbert Report, Jon Stewart, Letterman or Leno, hmmmm? Imagine if Palin or old Danny Boy Quayle said something this manifestly stupid. I'm sure it will quietly disappear like so many of Biden's gaffes. The Admiral needs a medal for not laughing at this imbecile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
