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TX vs. CA
From another website I frequent:
Here's the setup ... the governor is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog. Now what?
A. Governor of California
#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
B. Governor of Texas
#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
#2 Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
Any wonder why California is broke?
TX part of this story is true, except I understand Governor Perry was carrying a 380 ACP, not a 45 ACP. Check the TX news.
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Too funny, it is closer to reality than we might like to admit.
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Wouldn't the Governator just tear the coyotes head off? I though he did that in one of his previous movies.
Movies are real, aren't they?
[Stooge]
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These days it's cheaper to carry the .45 auto over the .380.
