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It's Friday. How are my fellow right wing tea baggers doin thise morning. Has everyone visited Sarah Palins website? Kicked someone who was all ready down on their luck? Wrote a racist letter to somone? Made friends with a big oil executive? Just checking. [Coffee]
[ROFL1][ROFL1] I would love the number to one of those oil executives, my bank account has been on the low side lately and would love a couple extra zeros in it [Beer][Beer]
[Flower]Thank goodness for Big Oil! [Flower]
Big Oil heats my home and powers my car. 80% of what I own is probably manufactured from petrol. The Big Oil college fund put my kid through college. Big Oil employs hundreds of thousands of people!
Thanks Big Oil!
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Originally Posted by Beprepared
Love big oil, but love medium oil even better, pays my bills....
Naw, to busy clinging to my Bible
Good mOrning back at ya.
BIG oil is what we use, in our rat rods, drag cars, atvs, the Hogs, my huge dually, my RV, all drink BIG oil.
I think a bonfire is out of the ? for this weekend, but if so I woud Use OIL to light it. And throw in a Koran/Qura/Coreran/Kerran what ever or 2.
Talk to Sarah daily on Face Book/thing, along with Proud to Be a Conservative, and My NRA-ILA page.
OK now gotta go police the boys and make sure Every Light and Every tool is being used to keep them coal fired boilers churning out the elctricity.
Uh, I don't get it. Please excuse my ignorance but is the OP being facetious or serious? I know I post pointless shhh all the time . . . . nevertheless I'm failing to see the point in this one.
It's been a productive morning for me:
1. Visited Sarah Palin's website and memorized each "new" word
2. Shouted racial epitaphs at passer-by's to let them know I was a true republican
3. Polished all my guns (JUST the ACTUAL guns mind you)
4. Got onto a big oil forum and had a meaningful chat with some executives of Haliburton and then lit a candle for Dick Cheney's health
5. Spat at a gay person
6. Brushed up on my old testament so as to be able to quote chapter and verse to the persons of color included in step #2
7. Prayed that Kelsey Grammer would continue to find work
You know, just normal republican stuff.
That reminds me... gotta go to kommie korner (barnes and noble) this afternoon to swipe some korans to burn tomorrow.
if patchouli patty tries to stop me I'll smack her like a mexican leaf blower!
I'm in between Glenn Beck radio and Glenn Beck TV show !