Dear Vail,

I hate you and your large apartment style, inaccessible euro-style crappy town. Trying to find somewhere to park to eat your overprice food is like (quoting Peter Puppy on Earthworm Jim) "peeling my skin off and rolling around in salt"

Don't be ashamed of Mcdonalds and other commercial places, you don't have to hide their signs, people like me will find them.

Why would you charge me 3 dollars for carry out?

Don't call or write any more.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul,
Jordan

P.S. your Ice Skating Sucks.

P.P.S. I hate skiing.

3/10

-3 for lack of vulgarities and copius amounts of exclamation marks
-3 for proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation
-1 for being polite while trying to rant

Good try though.

The solution? Don't go to or give your business to outrageously priced, super-snob, high-falutin', tourist-attracting, celebrity hot-house towns! Keep it real!

Had to in this situation, wasn't there for pleasure. People wonder why i don't like the skiing culture. Its like a year around carnival.

I feel bad for people that live there, year 'round


and for big bear,
Ass, Fuck, Balls. Stoopid Sity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Pfft

Vail ain't a REAL town ... its just a creation of Vail Resorts Inc ... so its like complaining about the price of hot dogs at Disneyland.

Honestly I'm surprised they don't charge admission (maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas).

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

Honestly I'm surprised they don't charge admission (maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas).

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That'll be next...in part to keep out the middle-class scum like us!

Are you guys bored at work?

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Originally Posted by MB888

Are you guys bored at work?

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What if they are? Vail lover!

Work? Best part of having surgery in Vail, TIME OFF!!!!!!!!

Wait, this hurts......

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Originally Posted by Stuart

What if they are? Vail lover!

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Sold a bunch of condos there... It finances my EBR collection... so HA!