Dear President Obama,
In light of your demand that Israel's borders be returned to their pre-67 locations I've drafted the following counter-offer.
Israel will be happy to comply with your demands pending your acceptance of our single condition:
1) I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister of Israel
