The best attempt yet

I think this is some guy's email at the CMP forum who got hacked. I this is the funniest attempt yet. Enjoy.

Hi,
  How you doing? I'm writing Just writing to let you know that my family and i are stuck in London, England has been a mess. We were having a great time until last night when we got mugged and lost all my cash,credit card cell phone.It has been a scary experience,Thank God we still got our life and passport saved here with us,I was hit at the back of my neck with a club. Our return fight leaves in some hours from now but we are having problems settling our hotel bills, i need you to loan me some money, I'll refund it to you as soon as we arrive home..
You can have it wired to my name via Western Union, all you need is the name on my passport and current location Here's my info below:

Name:Pat
Location: 46 Fulham Road, London, SW6 1HS, UK
Amount:$1,200

Once this is done, kindly get back to me with the confirmation number,senders name and the amount sent, let me know if you're going to Western Union outlet now?
Awaiting your positive response..
Pat,

You are going to get that right out to "Pat" I take it. [ROFL2][Coffee]

damn jordan you get the best emails

Here's one I got just yesterday and I'd really like to de-nut the SOB that sent this crap to me and please note their poor spelling and punctuation:
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From: IRS <no-replyguke@irs.gov>
To: erickmagat@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:08 AM
Subject: IRS notification



Department of Treasury Internal Revenue Source

Important information about your tax return

We are unable to process your tax return


We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.

Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.

Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked


What you need to do

Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.

List of required documents:

1. A copy of this letter

2. Notification letter

3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.

Keep this notice for your records. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us

Im really worried for Pat. I hope they get the money they need. Maybe we as the CO-AR15 community can take up a collection for poor old Pat!!! [lol]

Well this Pat has a last name cause I've sold him stuff on CMP. I wish I could email him to let him know his email is hacked, but I'm not welcom on the CMP board anymore.

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Originally Posted by BlasterBob

Here's one I got just yesterday and I'd really like to de-nut the SOB that sent this crap to me and please note their poor spelling and punctuation:
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From: IRS <no-replyguke@irs.gov>
To: erickmagat@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:08 AM
Subject: IRS notification



Department of Treasury Internal Revenue Source

Important information about your tax return

We are unable to process your tax return


We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.

Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.

Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked


What you need to do

Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.

List of required documents:

1. A copy of this letter

2. Notification letter

3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.

Keep this notice for your records. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us

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I have been getting that like twice a week!!!

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Originally Posted by trlcavscout

I have been getting that like twice a week!!!

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Well, I guess I don't feel quite as bad about it then (misery likes company)
[Beer]

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Originally Posted by BlasterBob

Here's one I got just yesterday and I'd really like to de-nut the SOB that sent this crap to me and please note their poor spelling and punctuation:
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From: IRS <no-replyguke@irs.gov>
To: erickmagat@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:08 AM
Subject: IRS notification



Department of Treasury Internal Revenue Source

Important information about your tax return

We are unable to process your tax return


We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.

Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.

Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked


What you need to do

Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.

List of required documents:

1. A copy of this letter

2. Notification letter

3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.

Keep this notice for your records. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us

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Originally Posted by Jordanls19

Well this Pat has a last name cause I've sold him stuff on CMP. I wish I could email him to let him know his email is hacked, but I'm not welcome on the CMP board anymore.

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And the reason being?