F.I.B. best have my monies, nigerian....

From:Robert S. Mueller, III <fib_gov99@hotmail.com>


Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters in Washington , D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington , D.C. 20535-0001
Website: www.fbi.gov


7/16/2011


We, office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) hereby write to inform you that we caught a diplomatic lady called Mrs. Vernon Wallace at ( John F Kennedy International Airport ) here in New York with consignment box filed with united state dollars.


Meanwhile, base on our interview to the diplomat she said that the consignment box belongs to you, that she was sent to deliver the consignment box to your doorstep not knowing that the content of the box is money. The diplomat also said that her first transit in the state was at Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport Ohio.


Now, the diplomat is under detention in our office(FBI) security, and we cannot release her until we carry out our proper investigation on how this huge amount of money managed to be yours before we will release her with the box. So, in this regards you are to reassure and prove to us that the money you are about to receive is legal by sending us the Award Ownership Certificate showing that the money is not illegal.


Note, that the Award Ownership Certificate must to be secured from the office of the senate president in Nigeria, because that is the only office that will issue you the original Award Ownership Certificate of this funds since it has been confirmed that the fund was originated from Nigeria.


You are advised to forward immediately the Award Ownership Certificate if you have it with you, but if you did not have it we will urge you to contact our representative in Nigeria bellow this message to help you secure the Award Ownership Certificate if at all you did not have it.


Name: Dr. Ernest Ebi
Email: ernest-ebi19881@hotmail.com


Furthermore, we are giving you only but 3 working business days to forward the requested Award Ownership Certificate.


Please note that we shall get back to you after the 3 working business days, that if you didn’t come up with the certificate we shall confiscate the funds into World Bank account then charge you for money laundry, but if you forward the Award Ownership Certificate then we will release diplomat with your consignment box also gives you every back up on the money.


You know we have issue of terrorist attacks, so do not waste time, clear your file by providing these certificate and get in touch with us to resolve this case as soon as possible.
Thanks for your understanding, co-operation and continued patronage.


FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III

I wonder what entering CAPTCHAs to sign up for hotmail accounts pays these days...

With the money these guys actually get from morons you'd think they would hire an editor. It would probably help their scam.

Money laundry - is that hot or cold cycle?

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Originally Posted by hkOrion

With the money these guys actually get from morons you'd think they would hire an editor. It would probably help their scam.

Money laundry - is that hot or cold cycle?

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I am thinking the warm cycle... using tide with color-safe bleach

So, wait, you mean I didn’t really win the Nigerian Powerball? Damn, I was looking forward to that money!

Randy

At least they've changed up the story a little bit. The "Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport" was a nice touch.

Then again...it may be legit. After all, it's signed by the FBI Director.

Oh no, that money is mine...........

I read a thread somewhere about a guy that actually turned the tables on a Nigerian assmonkey. He told a sad story about wanting to send a sum of money for the "guvment jackpot" but couldn't get those funds without paying a "fee"... Long story short, these assmonkeys sent this guy U.S cash, special delivery..... The story was cool and of course the assmonkeys wanted him to follow through, he gave another sad story and almost got more..... There is always a moron lurking somehwere......