Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
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Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
Oh, I can tell already that I'm gonna like this thread...
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
chuck norris's tears can cure cancer...to bad he has never cried[Beer]
Albert Einstein said man will never be able to go the speed of light, so Chuck Norris went faster than light around the world and roundhouse kicked Einstein. Since he has changed his name to Stephen Hawking.
There is no such thing as evolution. When Chuck Norris gets bored with an animal, he beats it into a new shape.
When Chuck Norris gets cold, he just turns the sun up.
OH MY GOD! [ROFL1][ROFL2][LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by airborneranger
I almost fell out of my chair!
Chuck Norris said let there be light- so he turned on the switch- God said "Thanks, now I can read my new Tom Clancy novel."
Charlie Sheen may be winning, but Chuck Norris has already won.
When Chuck Norris learned about JFK's assassination, he built a time machine, traveled back in time, and round housed the would be assassin in the face, killing him instantly. JFK saw this and his head exploded from the pure awesomeness.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.