this is how i want to be remembered

http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/...nto-ammunition

What if they mixed up your loved one's ashes with some strangers? Then your shooting with strangers[ROFL1]

Eh my wish still stands, I want no one to remember my ass. My wife and family know the minute I kick move me from the bed to the oven. I don't want a funeral and no urn just stick my ass in a coffee can.

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Eh my wish still stands, I want no one to remember my ass. My wife and family know the minute I kick move me from the bed to the oven. I don't want a funeral and no urn just stick my ass in a coffee can.

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You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee. [ROFL1]

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You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee. [ROFL1]

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Lol nothing wakes you up like some mazin in your cup![ROFL1]


Naw she knows just to ether throw the can out going down 76 or trash day on monday.

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just stick my ass in a coffee can.

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What about the rest of you ? [ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee. [ROFL1]

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Just like the movie "due date"[LOL]

I want a 21 gun salute from 155 mm smoothbores


I figure if they fire my ashes out like that, it should take all 250#s of me.

:D

I just want them to catapult my carcass into Denver. Maybe I will land on the capitol building and they will have to make some big deal out of getting me down.

Dump my ashes over Marble and I'll be a happy ghost.