How do you know if someone is a pilot?

That's great! Had to send it to a few ex-Navy jocks I know.

Ohh Yea!!!
lol

New Zealand has jets? Last I heard they were pretending that A4 Skyhawks were fighters.

I believe the joke is...

Q: How do you know if some one is a pilot?

A: Because he will tell you.;)

Nz is not flying any combat aircraft anymore. They retired the a4 a couple of years ago.

Helicopters are nothing more than a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. The job of a helicopter pilot is just to delay that crash as long as possible. Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

oh gawd, 5:44 will scar you for life

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Originally Posted by asmotao

Helicopters are nothing more than a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. The job of a helicopter pilot is just to delay that crash as long as possible. Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

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A helicopter has 4 wings, all traveling at different speeds, and is therefore inherently unsafe.

What's the difference between a pilot and a pig?

A pig doesn't get drunk and act like a pilot.