Assault silencers

I thought I would pass on this link that I read on my Assault Android phone as i drink from my Assault softdrink.

http://www.denverpost.com/nationalpo...sued-silencers

lol.. assault droid.. hahaa

and awesome avatar btw..

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

I dont get it?

As I read it seemed neutral as to what they wrote, kinda nice for a change.
Yeah they used "assualt rifle" but folks on here ALL THE Fing TIME
use the term hi-cap or high capacity magazine. So I wouldnt get all worked up over this
when they are calling a military rifle an "assualt" rifle. YMMV [Peep]

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Originally Posted by TheInternet

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

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you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

I hope this read will be better on my assault Android in my assault truck in an assault parking spot

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Originally Posted by aahorn

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

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Assualt seat warmer?

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Originally Posted by TheInternet

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

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I normally just assault the toilet. I don't want one that can fight back.

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Originally Posted by aahorn

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

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[ROFL1] Well one would think a proper assault would be loud and messy... especially on an assault toilet! [Coffee]

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Originally Posted by aahorn

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

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Its painted black. Everything painted black is 'assault' or 'tactical' in the medias eye.