Just saw it on Facebook, thought it's funny:
Quote:
ban the spoons - they make people fat!
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Just saw it on Facebook, thought it's funny:
Quote:
ban the spoons - they make people fat!
Without a spoon how is the fat man supposed to dance?
LIES! Fat people cannot spoon!
What about Forks? They are pointy so they can do more damage... there must be an Unconstitutional "Executive Order" banning them already...
My Mom hung up on me when I came back with that reply when she was
calling for more gun control!!! She was p***** off cuz she knew I was right
and she hates being wrong politically. Also she is a bleeding heart lib :(
Pencils cause mis-spelled words.
Cars cause drunk driving accidents.
Provactively clothed women cause rape.
We could go on and on....................
spooning leads to forking.
Don't forget the epitome of tactical utensils the "Spork"! They should be banned immediately "No one needs something that powerful to feed themselves!" [Flower]