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4. Pleurisy
3. Broken Arm
2. Broken Wrist (required surgery)
1. Pulmonary Embolism
#1 Put me in the hospital last night. Thankfully, it traveled through the heart and lodged in the lungs on the way to the brain. Thank God for Morphine.
Kidney Stone!
Idk, cause my body has gone into shock on most or them. 5 surgeries in my life once in the ICU. One time when I was in 5 th grade the neighbors dog bite my leg and tore out some of my calf muscle out. I told them I was fine and could walk home. . It's funny how the body works but honestly I think nagging injuries are the worst bc they don't go away for months
Nothing trumps a kidney stone. Of course i have been fortunate and not experienced (as of yet!) 1 or 4.
That sucks, hope everything works out.
Mine
1 shattered both knees , fractured 3 vertebrae, broke 5 ribs, and a collar bone all at once sky diving.
2 having my knee aspirated when I was 13.
3 every weather change since number 1
Road-rash on the inside of your lips... yes it was a bike wreck and no I don't want to talk about my stupidity other than "Tequila" and leave it at that.
[Coffee]
edit: also have the litany of broken bones, ribs are worst on that list
Two years ago, during a company event in Chicago, we had a guy force the driver to stop the bus that lacked a head on the way to Wrigley Field to pass a stone. On the return later that evening, the group leader left me behind while I was taking a piss and had to send out a search party.Quote:
Originally Posted by sturn18
This year, the smart asses handed us both "Most improved bus ridership" awards.
1. intestinal blockage (good lord straight demoral into my IV didnt make a dent)
2. 2 broken vertebrae (this one still effects me)
3. Kidney stone
I'm gonna sound like a sissy...
shingles. a t shirt touching you makes your eyes water
Stomach ulcer. Wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like someone just bored a hole through your gut with a red hot poker, while kicking you repeatedly in the balls. Makes a broken wrist feel like a paper cut.
Migraine headaches so bad they make me blind in my left eye, that last for days to weeks. Seriously thought I was dying of an aneurysm the first time it happened.