US Postal Service issues stamp to honor Hillary

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary
Clinton to honor her achievements. In daily use, HOWEVER, it was shown
that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a
month of investigating, a special commission published the following
findings:
The stamp was in perfect order.
There was nothing wrong with the glue/adhesive.

People were spitting on the wrong side.

She'd love her own stamp. She couldn't get her husband to lick her, and her hubby had Vince Foster killed, so it's the only way she can get licked.