Women...

My wife rarely displays poor judgment. But tonight she handed me an empty Christmas wrapping paper roll, about 3' long, and axed me to throw it away. Then she's surprised when I immediately use it:

• as a simulated club to lightly whack her on the head
• as a way to irritate her annoying little dog that's growling at me for being in the same room because he's overly protective of her
• as a pretend sword to defend myself when she suddenly realizes the tactical error she's made and wants to take the paper roll away from me
• as a makeshift bullhorn to hurl verbal taunts and challenges at her

Her surprise quickly turned to mild anger.

WTF??? It's not my fault I'm a guy. We've been married 23 years. She's the one that should know better.

Yet somehow it's all your fault because she was too lazy to do it herself.

Axed? Like the wood cutting device?

Haha I would have done the same.. I love to taunt my dog and wife with those things.. The growl you can make with those and catch the dog off guard with is pretty sweet

I wold have simulated a BROOM HANDLE for sweeping, a ROLLING PIN for cooking or dangled it between my legs to......oh never mind, who am I fooling there?

yupp, would have done the same thing here, in fact I think I have in the past. hahaha, good luck on the make up with her ( in a day or two )

Well at least you didn't use it as a simulated "Johnson" and poke her in the backside with it?

Hey, it's in a man's DNA: we are allowed to play in the mud all our lives!

Did you turn it into a 3' long steam roller and take the biggest hit of your life out of it?
*Just got done reading the Amendment 64 thread.

Ok, that was funny as hell.