evil thoughts

I have the pleasure of working on Perlmutter's car this morning....anybody got any COAR bumperstickers readily available? HAHAHA[Muaha]

Shove something up the tailpipe.....oh, you have his car, not Ed. Never mind, then.

In best Eddie Murphy: "I aint falling for that banana up the tailpipe shit"

Good one

[ROFL1] [ROFL3]

At the very least blow ass in it and grease the door handles. Maybe a gay pride sticker.

Show him the love...

I need to figure something out, of course without losing my job

delete

I still have the big blue MITT sticker you can have. [ROFL2]

Hide something perishable, then stinky under the seat. I will be time-released and he will be far from you when he smells it!