Originally Posted by
wctriumph
I pulled you over today sir because I observed a COAR-15 decal on the rear window of your SUV. I need to ask you if you have any rifle or pistol magazines that will hold over 7 rounds. No, are you sure sir? Mind if I search your vehicle? I don't need a warrant sir. As you should know, under the DHS Security Act of 2014 and as a member of the National Homeland Security Forces I can search your vehicle on the suspicion that you may have illegal firearms or firearms paraphernalia. Sir, if you refuse to let me search your vehicle I will be forced to incapacitate you by force for my safety and you will be charged with resisting the lawful orders of an Security Officer as outlined in the DHS Security Act of 2014 as provided by UN Resolution 1224 establishing the NHSF as a lawful force to keep the country safe from people that fail to obey the laws of international treaty.
Thank you sir for your cooperation, please step out of the vehicle and clasp your hands behind your neck. I am going to handcuff you to my vehicle for my safety while I carry out my duties. No sir, you may not call your wife. I have notified my command center and a team will arrive at your home to search for illegal firearms and related contraband. Please do not be alarmed, your family members will be secured safely while officers search your home.
Thank you again for your cooperation, sir. This should not take long once the search team gets here to inspect your vehicle. Sir, I understand your objections to my search of your vehicle and as a UN and DHS NHSF officer I am not under the authority of the United States or it's Constitution and if you continue to protest my actions you will be charged with distracting an officer while in the performance of his duty which is a class 1 felony and you will be sent to an education center for a period of not less than 6 months nor more than 18 months provided that you are deemed eligible to reenter society. No sir there will not be a trial, the regulations that you will be held on carry the force of law as per UN Resolution 1229 as passed and ratified by the untied States Congress in 2014.
Sir, you have been apprised of the penalties which may assessed against you and your family if you do not cooperate with my lawful commands.
SO STAND THERE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!