Lucky me - I managed to score a couple of cases of .223 ammo yesterday.
As I was putting it in my truck, I was approached by an attractive young lady.
She struck up a conversation about how she supports the second amendment, loves to go to the gun range, and the like.
Then she shocked me by asking if I would be interested in bartering sex for ammo.
Once I regained my composure, I said, "Well OK . . . what kind of ammo do you have?" [Coffee]
