Seriously WTF!? Rent a Mourner

RENT A MOURNER

The fact that there is a demand for this is pathetic.

oh no we can't have family members feeling bad when they realize their POS kid or sibling, actually was a POS that no one liked. That would be insensitive.

Been done by aristocracy and upper middle class families for centuries.

As they say on the TV show "Cops"...my baby din't do dat....call da ambulamps!

Fawk......

I should preorder for myself.

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The fact that there is a demand for this is pathetic.

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oh no we can't have family members feeling bad when they realize their POS kid or sibling, actually was a POS that no one liked. That would be insensitive.

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Really? Considering how many members of this board are threatening to move out of state, I think they would be able to comprehend that, should something happen to them or theirs, that there might not be many friends able to make the trip to a funeral.

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Originally Posted by Ridge

Really? Considering how many members of this board are threatening to move out of state, I think they would be able to comprehend that, should something happen to them or theirs, that there might not be many friends able to make the trip to a funeral.

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And backfilling people that care about you with complete strangers at $68 a pop serves what purpose?

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

And backfilling people that care about you with complete strangers at $68 a pop serves what purpose?

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Makes you look like less of a socially inept shut in than you really were.

This is very common in the Middle East. The loudest wailers, screamers and criers are usually the paid ones.