Joke of the Day

Honestly it kinda creepy ask scooterCO it is his daughters mayber he can explian it. It also kinda cute

When I see a bird of any kind my first though it "I wonder how it tastes" not "oh how cute" [ROFL1]

I have thought that too. But I cant tell her that. I'm trained..... well

Sure you can. Just make sure to strategically place your hands over your sensitive areas when doing so.

Haha. Real men are kind to animals... quoted off a PETA bumper sticker

Real men don't drive vehicles that sticker would look at home on.

Like a Honda?

Like anything foreign lol

Smart car. What a waste of a parking space

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.'