The post whore thread.

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OK, that is very funny.

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Originally Posted by CS1983

Bidets are where it’s at. Way cleaner. Wet wipes are 2nd. I feel like a disgusting barbarian when I have to use regular TP.

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I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?

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Originally Posted by spqrzilla

So has trans surgery.

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Not planning to try that either.

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Wonder when the genuis' will figure out you can use paper towels as toilet tissue

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In a pinch, you can wipe with a squirrel or rabbit. Softer than anything you can buy in a roll.

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Originally Posted by theGinsue

I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?

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Hummer likes his. For $50 on Amazon, I've been considering as well.

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Originally Posted by Gman

Bidets are French, and just saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hey, does this drinking fountain seem low to you?"

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This was pretty funny too

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Thats what she said......[ROFL1]

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She's probably not wrong.

[ROFL1] Nice

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Originally Posted by ChickNorris

She's probably not wrong.

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Sure she is. Women are never right.