Momma's little suck ass. That's okay though, protect Mama.
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Momma's little suck ass. That's okay though, protect Mama.
Breaking news,
Farts ARE still funny, more on that at 11:00.
There was a traffic accident today that fucked everyone else's life up today for many hours, but we're confident that the stupid reason for the accident was more important than anything you had to do today.
Sources say that the cause of the accident was caused by someone who thought their time was way more valuable than yours, so now you can rest assured.
No evidence at this point that texting or cheeseburgers were at fault, but investigation is ongoing.
In other news, an electric self driving car went berserk today and crashed into an elementary school, and then exploded. Several hundred children were killed in the incident, but thankfully no teachers were affected.
Salary and benefits are not expected to change for the surviving teachers.
You guessed it, time for another American Spirit smoke break. Sponsored by American Spirit.
*Intermission*
So much for that run, I'm getting rusty I suppose.
Gumption gage is low, and it's getting a lot more expensive to fill up the gumption tank.
Fenced up the front yard for the dog though, and she just LOVES it...runnin' free with no leash or tether, gettin' retarded with grimmy style freak outbursts. It's awesome to watch and participate in with her.
Well hell OBC, keep er going.
I?m waiting for the 11:00 fart update.