The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by Gman

Sure. Keep rubbing it in.

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OK.

The monsoon has been real nice this year. So nice, it looks like a scene from Day of the Triffids, out there.

We're supposed to have our best chance of rain today that we've had in weeks. A whopping 20%.

Is a good thing I didn't choose to seed a lawn this year.

ETA: Oops. Was adjusted down to 10% overnight.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

OK.

The monsoon has been real nice this year. So nice, it looks like a scene from Day of the Triffids, out there.

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Good time to have eye surgery then.

Any surgery kinda scares me, but especially anything on my vision.

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Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat

Any surgery kinda scares me, but especially anything on my vision.

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You're in a trance like state when they slit your cornea. Then vacuum out the old lens, replacing it with a fixed lens, of choice. The weird thing is while under, it feels like you're under water, looking up, towards the surface.




Now a scary surgery is, having a penile reduction. But it's easier to wear shorts without people staring at you, afterwards.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

You're in a trance like state when they slit your cornea. Then vacuum out the old lens, replacing it with a fixed lens, of choice. The weird thing is while under, it feels like you're under water, looking up, towards the surface.




Now a scary surgery is, having a penile reduction. But it's easier to wear shorts without people staring at you, afterwards.

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You misspelled senile.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

You're in a trance like state when they slit your cornea. Then vacuum out the old lens, replacing it with a fixed lens, of choice. The weird thing is while under, it feels like you're under water, looking up, towards the surface.




Now a scary surgery is, having a penile reduction. But it's easier to wear shorts without people staring at you, afterwards.

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Glad you're now safe to wear spandex.

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Originally Posted by William

Glad you're now safe to wear spandex.

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HEY! it snuggles up to the manhood quite well. Or did you want another picture? for your wallet, of course ;)

I had to throw my old wallet out because of the last picture.

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Originally Posted by William

I had to throw my old wallet out because of the last picture.

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:(