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Who the hell farted?
I'm sorry. I can't breathe through my nose and forgot others still can, so I just let it go.
That's no ordinary fart......I think someone sharted!Quote:
Originally Posted by waxthis
Nope, definitely just a fart. Sorry to burst your shart bubble.
Well that's just too bad! I wonder when Farts will be banned.....
I'm doing a nyquil, benadryl cocktail. Ain't worth a shit except to keep someone off equipment and machinery.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
High capacity farts are ALREADY banned. Jeez, where have you been for the past umpteenth years?Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
I would kill for some nyquil, dayquil and some tasty sucrets.Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
I had a professor in college (think it was upper division physics) that told us he never wanted to hear a student coughing in class. If he heard someone coughing, he would banish them from the room and tell them to go home and drink 24 beers in 24 hours. He said that's his cold remedy. Not only does it get your drunk so you don't notice your nose dripping, it also hydrates you [LOL].
Still haven't tried it though.
Watch that movie as you are recovering tomorrow BC!
a wise man he wasQuote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
I won't be awake to watch any movies. Last night on a work shift so tomorrow I sleep all day and transition.
Nyquil directions: "For maximum effect, take with 3 beers".
Well fine, if I must!
So BC do you have any amateur telescope equipment or is that beneath you?
One of these days I need to pick your brain on some things. If you were here I'd do it over beers..
10 lurkers are perving out in the whore thread..
I had a physics teacher hurl a chair across the classroom. Wasn't a demonstration though. He was pissed at a student. Good times.
Moar beer.
Nah, always wanted to get a smaller one but they're so freaking expensive to get anything thats worth its weight in stardust (astronomy joke, get it? lol aww, i'm really sick)
Send me a PM if you ever want, i'll see what i can do to either scare you or make you humble. :D
To be continued... Lasagna is fresh outta the oven
Haha, i had a prof throw a desk at a student once too. We got a little scared because SHE was barely 5ft tall, 80lbs wet and didn't seem to have a single muscle on her.
Granted, she was also a nationally ranked martial artist or something. She was crazy now that i think about it. She came in halfway through the semester looking like shit. We asked her what was up because she could barely focus on what she was saying, let alone write legibly. She said that her old roommate moved out and her coach needed a place to crash, so she let him move in. Little did she know, he started coaching her 24hrs a day and put her on a strict diet. She was upset because she hadn't had sugar in over a week. She then explained thats a momumental deal for her because she normally eats a huge bowl of double chocolatey chip ice cream, with extra hot fudge and hersheys syrup and chocolate sprinkles for breakfast.
Well no wonder she was also so schitzo, easy to startle and lurking in corners [LOL]
She also bought some rare tortoise, then got all scared when it wasn't delivered (yes, via UPS). About 2 weeks later, the tortoise arrived and she brought it to lecture so it could walk around the lecture hall. She wasn't in the class room when everyone arrived, there was just this tortoise roaming around and no one knew what to do. There was a pile of lettuce in the corner and it could start rushing towards it at 1mpd (mile per day for you not scientific folks) and someone kept getting up, picking it up, and taking it to the lettuce, where it would munch down and turn around.
Long story still somewhat long, it shit on someones foot [LOL].
And on that note, i need to stop typing and pay attention to work for a while. But don't worry, i'll be back in like 3 or 4 minutes. [LOL]
Haha that's epic bc!
Okay okay, i lied, i was gone for longer than 3-4min, but i was chatting with the wif.
And as much as i like you hoes, you aren't my wif, so she gets priority.
Almost time to watch Shooter. What a good movie!
Probably keeps you out of his class for an extra day or so as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
I'mmmmMATT DAYMON!
For the record, I'm even more sure I have a broken toe now.
PSA: Do not drop a loaded 30rd AR15 magazine on your bare feet and let it land on the feed lip corner right no your second to smallest toe. Instantly the worst pain I've ever felt.
And thats a Public Service Announcement, not a statement addressed to Palmetto State Armory.
Cause, you know, we have a forum for that... [Peep]
Hah that sucks.
If it makes you feel any better I'm on day one of no dip. Semi-raging at the moment.
Nerf wars with my wife and 4 year old. Good times!
Yo, bros.
Sorry Belly, that was a low blow from the FIL. His loss though.
Man oh man, nerf wars! Those were so much fun growing up as a kid! i had one nerf gun that you could pump it up however much you wanted, the more you pumped, the faster it would go. so much fun to give people welts with it!
And holy mother of god, i just bit my lip and i heard the skin POP as my teeth chattered right through the skin. Blood is NOT tasty. [Mad]
Sup obc! Nerf is the shizzle. Waiting for the twins to gain a bit better hand/eye coord.
Ouch, sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
BTW, I can only imagine a full steel AK mag spine would do more damage to one's toe.
Lame
Hoing
Tonight