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Well the plane landed and when I came out
Printable View
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Well the plane landed and when I came out
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There was a dude who looked like a cop standing with my name out
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I aint tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here!
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I sprang with quickness like lightning...disappeared!
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I whistled for a cab and when it came near
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The license plate said fresh and it had dice in da mirror!
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If anything I can say that this cab was rare
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But I thought man forget it, you home to BELAIR!!
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I pulled up to the house about seven or (thirty)eight
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so I yelled to the cabbie YO HOMES TO BELAIR!
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I looked to my kingdom
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I was finally there...
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To sit on my throne...
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As the Prince of all HO'S!!!!
[goFyourself]
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Well, I have officially retained my ho status...
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What have YOU done lately?!
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I'm getting a headache...might need to go get some water, gotta time this perfectly...
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Woot woot it worked
[WooHoo]
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Wonder if I can go take a dump...
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Nah, I'd probably drop my phone in the toilet or something...
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Halfway there, but this is probably the longest run in the past few months
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The speed of the wind outside right now
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Divided by negative 10 and thats the temp outside right now
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In CELSIUS! [Shock]
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Hmm....
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Agenda for tomorrow:
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Drink a beer when I get home, kiss by wife goodbye, climb into bed, sleep all day,
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Wake up, do something else, drink another couple beers, mae something for breakfast/dinner
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List some crap on ebay for sale, kiss my wife again when she gets home,
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Drink another beer while attempting to build a fire
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In my neighbors backyard... Might even try making one in our fireplace too.
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Perhaps lay down for a while
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Get a straw and drink a beer while laying down... [Dunno]
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Hm, how have I not filled up an entire page yet?
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Oh wait, there we go... just had to give it a refresh
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Wonder how long til the next page...probably just another post or two.
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Wait, is this the next page?
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[WooHoo]
Just logged another page in the ho record book!
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Sigh, this is such a long commitment...
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Need I say more?
[bad-banana]