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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

A guy at work is a clean freak, which is hilariois because money is filthy and we work at a casino. He eats everything with a fork. Cheetos, grapes, cookies, etc. He cuts up candy bars with a fork and knife. If he's eating it, it doesn't touch his hands. He even has his own pen and won't lend it to you or use any other pen.

People make fun of him, but I think he's smart.

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He's probably out sick every three weeks.

Today someone handed me back my SD card from my camera. I was busy doing something else and held it in my teeth. I thought it was salty and realized that just be the size of an SD card, it pretty much only comes into contact with people's fingers, 100% of the time. Oh well. I've never had the flu in my life. Winning!

The vegitarians I know call out the most. Old Herb is in pretty good shape for a 60-something year old man. A bit odd, but aren't we all.

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Originally Posted by Irving

When ever I'm eating something and I don't want to get my fingers dirty (usually doing a lot of typing) I just use chop sticks. Figured that out eating popcorn when I worked in an office. Chop sticks are nice because you can reach deep in the bag without getting butter in your wrist.

Yes, I was the guy eating popcorn at the office. Then when people went to see which A-hole made popcorn, they saw a guy eating it with chop sticks. Surprised I never got beat up after work.

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At least I'm not the only one that eats things like that with chopsticks.

I don't even eat Asian food with chopsticks.

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Originally Posted by ray1970

I don't even eat Asian food with chopsticks.

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We were at the food court before a movie the other night and I laughed. I was the only white guy eating "Asian" food with 3 1/2 Asians (my daughter is 1/2). LOL

Yeah but how "asian" is food from a food court? :p

I'd never own one. When does it stop listening!!

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

It doesn't ... it wouldn't work if it did.

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Brings up the question: Does Siri stop listening on your iPad or iPhone?

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Originally Posted by BladesNBarrels

I'd never own one. When does it stop listening!!



Brings up the question: Does Siri stop listening on your iPad or iPhone?

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You can turn the bitch off...

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