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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Did you purchase the matching skull cap????
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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Did you purchase the matching skull cap????
Maybe he ain't in Kansas anymore?.....Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
What flavor? Wonder if her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Unavailable in the US. I did get some weird looking leg warmers ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Just tell her to her face that she's fat and she needs to not take up any of YOUR space.
If she retorts with something like, 'I'm big boned.' Remind her that you've never seen a fat skeleton and that maybe a diet, fat-free Atkins-friendly water is a better choice than a milk shake. Then stare her down until she cries.
Wait, maybe its one of those Yoplait Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough "Smoothies" that is pure sugar and they think its a healthy breakfast because the packaging says "smoothie".
WOW Belly, that's pretty harsh. You wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Yeast coast? Yuck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
On one hand I feel sorry for obeese people. But I was @ 260lbs once and got down to 200lbs.....if I can do it, so can they. Or at least eat healthy.
Did a rabbi make those [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Try the jenny crank diet. Results overnight.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
Must remember this!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Also morning fine young Americans.
Harsh, he's on the money. I've informed folks with "children' on a plane. if you are unable to quiet your child, i'd be more than happy to. I found it was easier and less feed back than yelling SHUT YOUR FUCKIN KID UP, PLEASE.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
My breakfast is water.
so's most of my #2 after last night's fiesta de mexicana.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
So thats where you ran off to last night!Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
I spoke up once, this guy was so large he took up half my seat. They gave me a voucher.
I thought elephant foreskin was for medicinal use only?
Nah. Did a fast/feast thing along with HIIT training alongside a healthy no processed foods diet. Never needed to calorie count.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Sounds bland.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
I just had french toast, sausage and the leftover egg batter. [Dinner]
Normally, I'll have coffee with yogurt, or coffee with cereal, or coffee with an egg sandwich, or coffee and with a side of coffee.
BEAST MODE ENGAGED:
I dislike people who are fat in an unhealthy way and do nothing about it. If they know they're fat and that its killing them, good. Maybe that will motivate you to get your giant butt away from the Cheetos and starting doing something about it.
I'm an American. This is America. Opportunity SHOULD only come to those who bust their butts and work for it. Most of the time opportunity WILL happen for someone who has earned it because that person has put in the time to get smart enough for the job they want, strong enough to tackle their obstacles, and/or they have the intestinal fortitude to stick through the hard times.
Tempered souls don't happen because of sitting around waiting. They happen because you got off your lazy butt and got dirty and got hurt, but ultimately you won the war. You have to know what it's like to lose so you don't underestimate the importance of putting in the effort.
thats why I hate today's kids, and by 'kids' I pretty much mean most folks under the age of 25. Lazy sacks of crap.
i got my first job when I was 14 years old. 14. Years. Old. My dad loaned me a car to get to work and back. After a year, I bought the car from him. Other folks were worried about girls or basketball. I was working my butt off.
I have been fully employed OR fully enrolled in school for twenty years now. Two Decades. Using the work and skills I developed with my own two hands, I put myself through college. TWICE!
lazy sacks of crap. That's what I think about today's generations.... At least the part of today's generations that I see on CNN and FOX news that's playing all the time in my awesome job..... That I got...... By putting in the work.
opportunity usually comes to those who ARE tempered by fire, adversity, and hard times, but stick through it by getting off the couch and stop saying "Woe is me."
BC, you know I can rant. I've just been nice enough to keep it within the topic of 'guns and shooting'Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
Yes indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
And nice rant above. I agree, my first job at 14 and by the time I was a junior in high school, i had 3 part time jobs, as a senior I had 2 part time, 1 full time (manager at local coffee shop) and was still in school with a 3.75gpa taking classes for college credit. It wasn't even forced on me by my parents, it was just my work ethic that got me those jobs.
eta: And I've seen the laziness in my younger sister. She sat for 2 years after college graduation doing nothing, was waiting for someone to tell her how to write her resume. When I found out she didn't even HAVE a resume, I sat her down, showed her mine and said make yours now. Then started forcing her to apply everywhere and basically spoon feeding her any and all job postings I could find online.
I agree belly. I saw a picture of me shirtless and was disgusted with myself. Took 6mo but I got it off.....its been sneaking back.
I never got a job until I was....20, been working ever since, only 13 yrs (except past 2months living off savings taking a mini vacay, growing cheese in my crevices).
Belly, speaking of lazy kids and beast mode, a kid I went to school with had altered beast on his Sega. I always wanted to beat him up...
School is one thing I need to finish. I was just a young know it all prick.
Sounds like another person I know of from Hawaii....Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
Wheels up hoz!
Very true. You mean my ex right?Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
its never too late. My grandpa got his high school diploma three days before he died of pancreatic cancer.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
(you're probably meaning college, but the analogy is the same)
Excellent!Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Totally, I ain't a quitter. That's the one thing my dad taught me. Once my kids are all in school I'll enroll again. Shit my mom got her masters when I was in HS. Total career change at age 50!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Wheelz up!Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Hoz down!
Good morning sluts.
Nice Rant Belly:
8.5 / 9.0
I had my first job in 7th/8th grade...so about 14. Moved out on my own at 17....never looked back.
*test*
Hey OBC, you missed the slash in the second
{YouTube} yourvideohere {/YouTube}
But instead of curly brackets, use square brackets like these [yuutubes] video [/yuutubes]
Tried it two different ways.... fail.
Heya BC....I thought that might be a typo...thanks brother, and good morning.
Hey Hey!!!!! Fuk an A...
Thank you HB and BC....I finally know how to do that sheeeit.
I worked as a lifeguard in HS then enlisted at 17 (graduated early). It was certainly a quick way to grow up.
I'm slowly working my way through a BS in business with Penn State via distance learning. At the rate I'm going I'll get my degree at about 36. [facepalm]