Ohhhh yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
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Ohhhh yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
Ugh season of the sickness....my Farts are TOXIC tonight. I can't stand myself.
If you find gold buried in your yard, or win the lotto, keep yer pie hole shut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
Oh, wait, I don't have to remind anyone here to keep their fuckn mouth shut about a windfall 'cause y'all aint a buncha stupid mofo's.
One more eggdrop
No whores on this morning?
Getting ready to head to Texas for the weekend
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hi
Aww crap, I meant to say "ho"Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
[facepalm]
Hi Ho's! Hi Ho's! Its off to work I goes!
I get to run to the store this morning, then come back home and work for the rest of the day.
My new favorite answer when this situation arises.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/when_you_assume.png
I've got the day to myself hoz. I'm catching a matinée right now. Then I'm going to the pistol range to let some rounds fly. So far I've got the theater to myself....
Back on the road tomorrow...
I'll be down near your way belly. Know any good restaurants in San Antonio?
Preview for "Crisis" the tv show...I miss Skully
So what do you hoz think about the old spice commercials? Remind you of your mothers? Any Bates in da houze?
Two retirees sat in front of me. Both pulled their iPhones out immediately. Gotta say married life looks dismal about 40 years down the road..
Go ahead and flame my last comment.
"Report suspicious characters."
Shoot and ask questions later is my creed.
That was a joke BTW.
New costner movie about the NFL.
/yawn
Depp movie with a living computer.
/[NSA] yawn
Gee I'll feel like a real third wheel if Grannie and grandpa start making out in the front row.
I'll be down in NM late next week but nowhere close to BC. Gotta go pick up the boat. Spending the night in Albuquerque then meeting in Gallup around noon Friday.
I'm a good movie neighbor.
/phones off
You're really gonna be embarrassed when she starts going down on him.Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Ask them if they use protection and or the new "sensual" KY lube.Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
This might be the awkward part.....Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
and hey there hose!!!!
:thumbup: lmao, you need to keep rolling thru the weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain
wassup Lobo!
Postin Bob Dole Stylez
Fuked around and shot a triple double.....
.....and I didn't need to use my AK......
Today was a good day
Traffic is so F'ed!
Hhrmmm somewhat. Still sick as a dog. Need soup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazin
Fawk.Quote:
Originally Posted by KS63
I gotta go out again today into Englehood. Looks like 470 to Sante Fe to Evans is my best option. Have to be there by 6PM.
We'll my r. Crispa showed up. Too bad it sat outside for 2 hours. Giving that thing some humidity and lil bit of heat asap!
Eta: Feel lucky though, my buddy ordered one and his came mid bloom. No paddle on mine. Just in time for my first terrarium build. Stoked.
Booooooooooggggggggggeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrsssssssss.
That is all
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain
The Google bitch said to go up Parker Road across to Evans I hope she's right.
Sent from my subconscious mind.
Parker to Illiff, head west, it turns into Evans. Kinda slow but steady.
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain
If you are not already on the road, you are cutting it close.
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain
Following the wife around Target scaring the women and children. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazin
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain