Heya Brutal... [Beer]
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Heya Brutal... [Beer]
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well
as she used to and he thought she might need a
hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the
family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test
the husband could perform to give the Doctor a
better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor,
'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal
conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until
you get a response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself,
'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
dinner?' No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about
30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for
dinner?' Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is
about 20 feet from his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's
for dinner?' Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet
away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?' Again there is no
response. So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg,
what's for dinner?'
'For God sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time,
CHICKEN!’
I just ate 4lbs of tri trip steak. Pepper, salt, hint of cumin and garlic. Washed down high a high life.
Jezus, MC. I can put it away sometimes, but four pounds of steak in a sitting?
I've done 2 lbs, with sides, in a sitting.
My machine is messing up again, and I gotta get to bed.
Night fellers.
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Originally Posted by brutal
I'm jelly of all your new toys. Sorry we didn't have more time to chat today, I was a little off my game after not sleeping well last night. [Beer]
So... No running for a while?Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
No. I also marinated 2lbs in a seasame miso paste. Nom nom.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Miso horny.
I lied 3.5lbs
No worries, I was pressed for time as well. Wife was cranky from all the extra time in the Springs. It was great to meet HB Junior and Ranger Danger.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
I knew the battery was dead in the boat, but it won't even take a charge. :-(
I hope it's just my dumb computerized charger and it will come back to life after I jump it off the truck for a few minutes. Can't do much with it till Monday now, going to Tanner in the AM.
double check that weight when it recycles itself. Adj for moisture content.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
If you're more comfortable with the 22 why use the 17, to begin with? Unless it's the logistics of 40 vs. 9 on hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
Greatn-Kudzu!
Kazoodheit!
watch out, or i'll kaspew all over da place.
Kazoo, ever meet a veterinarian lady from Hawaii?
met lots of folks from da islands. I'm not your run of the mill HaoleQuote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
LOL! No worries I'm hapa haole. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Good high school friend of mine lived up there for years. Moved back home once she got preggers.
Also don't eat 3.5lbs of meat in one sitting.
Word of the day: bombucha.
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Originally Posted by mcjhr
i prefer my meat with the opposite plumbing, but thanks.
Isn't that similar to keone ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjhr
NM, keone usually refers to a person. bombaucha is a general description.
Yeah. Anything big.
Morning fellers.
I hope it's just my dumb computerized charger and it will come back to life after I jump it off the truck for a few minutes. Can't do much with it till Monday now, going to Tanner in the AM.
Hope the battery situation is alright, and how'd Tanner go, anything good down there? Sell some stuff? See Robert?
Alright, gotta head out soon, later ho's......have a good day.
I just want to know WTF was in the water yesterday. [Flower][beatdeadhorse]
I might have an explanation [Coffee]
I was a good boy... For once. HahaQuote:
Originally Posted by jerrymrc
Scotch and ice?Quote:
Originally Posted by jerrymrc
Almost what I thought. People acting like a bunch of drunks at 1 in the afternoon. [fail]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Morning hauz!
What's the problem with drinking at 1pm? Maybe he works third.
or working his way through a 5thQuote:
Originally Posted by bogie
80% polymer lower dust.Quote:
Originally Posted by jerrymrc
Not going to Tanner after all. Gotta get some other things sorted out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
Too much lead content from shooting at SB?
Why do people get so excited about something posted on the internet? Seems like everybody has their panties in a bunch these days...
The interwebz have unlearned us. People no longer deal with conflict in a rational way. Preaching to the choir...I know.
I seriously think that the internet causes people to be hypersensitive. Why does it bother you when someone you don't know says something you don't like? Why are you so easily offended? Why do you take everything so personally?
i think this is only going to make politics much worse in the future...