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08-22-2014, 12:17
brutal

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

not quite... when I pulled out my lighter the guy asked for a light. not weird, right? then he asked Mrs. HB if he could borrow me for a few hours of fun. I realized at this point that the guy was probably drunk and mentally handicapped, and I really didn't want to be the guy who got arrested for punching a drunk, retarded, homeless dude... turns out he was "arrested" about an hour later (2am) for standing outside our hotel and yelling "help, I'm on fire!" cops knew him by name.

anyway, he tried to grope me (and my brother's wife, strangely enough) but he was so drunk, he tripped over himself and fell into a light pole. I don't think he even touched my brother's wife.

haha, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
08-22-2014, 12:17
TheBelly

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

not quite... when I pulled out my lighter the guy asked for a light. not weird, right? then he asked Mrs. HB if he could borrow me for a few hours of fun. I realized at this point that the guy was probably drunk and mentally handicapped, and I really didn't want to be the guy who got arrested for punching a drunk, retarded, homeless dude... turns out he was "arrested" about an hour later (2am) for standing outside our hotel and yelling "help, I'm on fire!" cops knew him by name.

anyway, he tried to grope me (and my brother's wife, strangely enough) but he was so drunk, he tripped over himself and fell into a light pole. I don't think he even touched my brother's wife.

but you sure did let him touch you, though.... gross.
08-22-2014, 12:21
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

but you sure did let him touch you, though.... gross.

yeah, it was raining really hard and I was trying to stay under a little building canopy... I might have pushed him away a little...
08-22-2014, 12:24
HoneyBadger

Honestly, the dude was really nasty and creepy looking. I could smell him from several feet away.
08-22-2014, 12:26
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

yeah, it was raining really hard and I was trying to stay under a little building canopy... I might have pushed him away a little...

towards a light pole, perhaps?
08-22-2014, 12:30
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

not quite... when I pulled out my lighter the guy asked for a light. not weird, right? then he asked Mrs. HB if he could borrow me for a few hours of fun. I realized at this point that the guy was probably drunk and mentally handicapped, and I really didn't want to be the guy who got arrested for punching a drunk, retarded, homeless dude... turns out he was "arrested" about an hour later (2am) for standing outside our hotel and yelling "help, I'm on fire!" cops knew him by name.

anyway, he tried to grope me (and my brother's wife, strangely enough) but he was so drunk, he tripped over himself and fell into a light pole. I don't think he even touched my brother's wife.

Why did you allow an unknown get that close to you, let alone your brothers wife? ? Ever see another person cut with a bottle opener,very ugly. One of the go to items for drunks, neck & neck with box cutters.
08-22-2014, 12:54
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

towards a light pole, perhaps?

not intentionally?

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Why did you allow an unknown get that close to you, let alone your brothers wife? ? Ever see another person cut with a bottle opener,very ugly. One of the go to items for drunks, neck & neck with box cutters.

yeah, bad move. I'd had a few drinks and it was raining. we were right outside our hotel. I shouldn't have rationalized it. lesson learned.[facepalm]
08-22-2014, 19:05
OtterbatHellcat

You guys said some pretty cool things for me, and I appreciate it. A serious development occurred with my wife and another man, nuff said there. Divorce is not final yet. I've been brought to tears more than once this week, felt like I had my guts removed with churning pain as a replacement. The emotions of everything are incredible.

I'm need to get with Lobo tonight and make sure of the time to show up at the shoot tomorrow...it's gonna be a therapy that there is no replacement for.

And I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about this next statement, but I really appreciate you guys. More than ya know maybe.
08-22-2014, 19:20
mcjhr

Sometimes its heaven, sometimes its hell, sometimes I don't even know. - Waylon Jennings

Yup.
08-22-2014, 19:46
OtterbatHellcat

Yo MC, :)

I've always got baseboard I can work on, right? Lo muther fukkin L.

It's sad that that is funny.
08-22-2014, 19:53
mcjhr

Work them baseboards! Need anyone to scratch your pool table? I'm a pro at that!

All kids sick. Ex is sick. I'm getting sick.

They had to remove some scab to cut sutures.
08-22-2014, 20:04
OtterbatHellcat

Bummer on the smegma goin' round your pad, dang it !

I'll bet your experience with the scab/stitch removal was less than........pleasurable. You're on the backside of everything being healed up, that's cool. Good job toughing it out, man.
08-22-2014, 20:10
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

You guys said some pretty cool things for me, and I appreciate it. A serious development occurred with my wife and another man, nuff said there. Divorce is not final yet. I've been brought to tears more than once this week, felt like I had my guts removed with churning pain as a replacement. The emotions of everything are incredible.

I'm need to get with Lobo tonight and make sure of the time to show up at the shoot tomorrow...it's gonna be a therapy that there is no replacement for.

And I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about this next statement, but I really appreciate you guys. More than ya know maybe.

There's few reasons a partner ask for a divorce. Better she do this when you're out of the house, than walking in on it. Or other heart breakin scenario. Grab that bicycle and pedal your ass out for fun. You can drown sorrow in a bottle or look forward. It ain't easy being green.
08-22-2014, 20:10
Irving

Hope you get right sooner rather than later OBC. Our kid has been back at school for four days and has a full blown fever already.
08-22-2014, 20:12
mcjhr

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Bummer on the smegma goin' round your pad, dang it !

I'll bet your experience with the scab/stitch removal was less than........pleasurable. You're on the backside of everything being healed up, that's cool. Good job toughing it out, man.

Haha it sucked but not as bad as exposed nerves stuck with dried blood to wound gauze. That was epic pain. I did ask if they had lollipops for after. Nurse got a good chuckle out of that.

I just need a beer and some peace n quiet! And the interwebs.
08-22-2014, 20:13
Irving

Oh yeah. Successfully sold our apartment today. Woot.
08-22-2014, 20:22
mcjhr

Congrats Irving!

Younger son had 103 all night....other 2 coughing and one gets croup easily......yay school.
08-22-2014, 20:35
Circuits

I'ma drink me some german bier (Warsteiner Pilsner), and some corn-tucky bourbon (Beam Black). The best of globalization? Mebbe.
08-22-2014, 20:37
mcjhr

I could go for a kolsch right now. Instead its the champagne of beers for me.
08-22-2014, 20:52
OtterbatHellcat

I've got a bud light open, and I'm gonna start getting gear together for the club meet tomorrow.

Have a great rest of the night, fellers.

:)
08-22-2014, 21:00
TheBelly

I've got the T-7 fired up. Reloading .223 for the first time in a year. I guess I finally burned through it all....
08-22-2014, 21:30
mcjhr

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

I've got the T-7 fired up. Reloading .223 for the first time in a year. I guess I finally burned through it all....

Neato mosquito!

I can't do anything this weekend. Doc says if I rip open my finger it would be a really bad thing. No bike riding. Think I'll just dry fire all weekend and look for a howa 1500 in .308.
08-22-2014, 21:58
HoneyBadger

Just enjoyed some excellent limoncello (homemade by the bartender for our rehearsal dinner). Now it's time for bed. :)
08-22-2014, 22:07
mcjhr

Lemonjelloshots?
08-22-2014, 23:03
buffalobo

Ho Bitches, been gone for an hour? WTH?

lobbed from my electronic ball and chain
08-22-2014, 23:08
mcjhr

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Ho Bitches, been gone for an hour? WTH?

lobbed from my electronic ball and chain

You listen here partner.....I'm tired but can't sleep.
08-22-2014, 23:10
buffalobo

Trying to finish chores.

lobbed from my electronic ball and chain
08-22-2014, 23:18
mcjhr

You know its 11pm right? [emoji53]
08-22-2014, 23:20
OtterbatHellcat

chores for da whores...

I didn't think I'd still be up this late, but I do have everything packed for tomorrow...better than scrambling doing it in the morning.
08-22-2014, 23:21
OtterbatHellcat

Thanks, Lobo

:D
08-22-2014, 23:22
mcjhr

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

chores for da whores...

I didn't think I'd still be up this late, but I do have everything packed for tomorrow...better than scrambling doing it in the morning.

Extra toothbrush and undies?
08-22-2014, 23:23
brutal

Just finished a marathon setup for a client.

Now I gotta get some sleep. Fkn have to drive into Denver tomorrow to do a system upgrade for a client and try to find shit for parking while the MF spandex biker crowd takes over the streets because the Bank building they're in doesn't have visitor parking on the weekends.

[Bang]
08-22-2014, 23:28
mcjhr

Sounds proper.
08-22-2014, 23:29
TheBelly

I'll be shooting suppressed tomorrow.... Excellent!

i should be able to get 750 out of a 16" AR.
08-22-2014, 23:49
mcjhr

I need a silencer.....
08-23-2014, 04:01
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by mcjhr

I need a silencer.....

Try using tape over her mouth..
08-23-2014, 08:38
TheBelly

For added excellence, use a sock...
08-23-2014, 08:44
mcjhr

You guys never cease to amaze!
08-23-2014, 08:55
TheBelly

Shooting time!! Going to the range!! Woot!!
08-23-2014, 09:37
BuffCyclist

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Originally Posted by Irving

Oh yeah. Successfully sold our apartment today. Woot.

Awesome, congratulations! My wife and I closed on our home yesterday afternoon too! We made some money too. Not enough to purchase a new gun or anything, but at least we're in the black.

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Just enjoyed some excellent limoncello (homemade by the bartender for our rehearsal dinner). Now it's time for bed. :)

Mmmm, homemade limoncello! Delicious and super easy to make! Rather difficult to perfect though.