The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by brutal

HB stalking pinterest for ideas to get MAJOR brownie points.

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OK, call it what you want then.

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It works. Mock it if you want, but IT WORKS! :D

And as to drinking beer. I'm currently hooked on Bud Light Chiladas. I've had two 16 ozers just tonight!

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Originally Posted by bogie

i didn't know HB was German?

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Ha! I'm not. I also don't like cats. Cats are selfish little assholes.

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Every once in a while, (especially good when the wife is away from home) buy a small bouquet of flowers from King Supers or Safeway (Safeway usually has much higher quality flowers for about the same price). Put the flowers in a vase somewhere where she'll see them right as she walks in the door. It might help if you do some of her usual chores too. I like to vacuum the house (it's easy and just takes a few minutes... and it's impossible to screw up) because she'll notice it right away.

I had one of Mrs. HB's friends give me the best tip of all: get on pintrest. There are pages full of ideas that girls sit around wishing for all day long.

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Oh great another forum going to be pushing for Do's and Dont's for todays New age man. Moderator, Honey Badger.

Honey Badger don't give a shit. Especially with those nails looking like that. Girlfriend, PLEASE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad6A9JH-Ug8

guy on left in red looks like Cofi

I'm back bitches with a new attitude.

Curious, just how Common is the Common Cold?

Shit........I dunno. Only get one once in a while.

Yo, Bogie

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

I'm back bitches with a new attitude.

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Yee-haw!

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

I'm back bitches with a new attitude.

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Nice !!

Is the other guy in the hospital?

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Oh great another forum going to be pushing for Do's and Dont's for todays New age man. Moderator, Honey Badger.

Honey Badger don't give a shit. Especially with those nails looking like that. Girlfriend, PLEASE.


guy on left in red looks like Cofi

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Happy wife = Happy life! :)

And yeah, that might actually be Cofi... ;)

HB.......I really dig your idea. I think it's awesome, good job Brother.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Curious, just how Common is the Common Cold?

Shit........I dunno. Only get one once in a while.

Yo, Bogie

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Once a year, that's not common, being ill 2-3x a year, That's common. AND a serious warning to seek medical help.

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Originally Posted by Irving

That's great idea HB. You have any other good ideas? I'm TERRIBLE at doing sweet things for my wife. I can use all the help I can get.

OBC, the run was pretty good. Shorter than I like, but a better pace than usual. Also, it was the longest I've done with the dog. She couldn't keep up after a while and I had to lift her into the car when we were done. Hell, it was only 2.3 miles.

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Mine loves it when I (unbeknownst to her) take her towel and put it in the dryer on high when she gets in the shower, then bring it back and be there to wrap her in it when she gets out.
She doesn't take very long showers and they're irregular in length, so I have to sit as close as I can to the dryer while still being able to hear her turn off the water and then grab it and sprint.
I only do this once in a very blue moon, but she loves it when I do.

The closest I've done to that is heating up my dogs blanket in the dryer before bed.

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Mine loves it when I (unbeknownst to her) take her towel and put it in the dryer on high when she gets in the shower, then bring it back and be there to wrap her in it when she gets out.
She doesn't take very long showers and they're irregular in length, so I have to sit as close as I can to the dryer while still being able to hear her turn off the water and then grab it and sprint.
I only do this once in a very blue moon, but she loves it when I do.

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hahahahaha That's awesome! That would be tough for me... our laundry is on the main floor and our bedroom is upstairs. I'm going to have to try it though...

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Originally Posted by bogie

The closest I've done to that is heating up my dogs blanket in the dryer before bed.

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Lol. I have the dog jump up and warm up Mrs. HB's side of the bed while she is getting ready to get in. She hates cold feet.

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Mine loves it when I (unbeknownst to her) take her towel and put it in the dryer on high when she gets in the shower, then bring it back and be there to wrap her in it when she gets out.
She doesn't take very long showers and they're irregular in length, so I have to sit as close as I can to the dryer while still being able to hear her turn off the water and then grab it and sprint.
I only do this once in a very blue moon, but she loves it when I do.

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Surprises are great, points for sure. You have to stretch them out or they expect it. HB's spouse looks forward to the welcome home flowers. He forgets 1X oh no.
Smother them with love. BUT make sure their feet and arms are secure before you smother them ;)

Ah young love, good for you guys. enjoy the times you have together.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Smother them with love. BUT make sure their feet and arms are secure before you smother them ;)

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Ok now that made me LOL .
But yeah, keep your good deeds spaced out and irregular to avoid setting a pattern.

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

But yeah, keep your good deeds spaced out and irregular to avoid setting a pattern.

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This is crucial. Don't make it a habit, or she'll expect it.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Smother them with love. BUT make sure their feet and arms are secure before you smother them ;)

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No one in the hospital. Some ice and Tylenol are on the docket for a couple dudes.

A nature show: Courting rituals of the modern white male

Reality: Naked & Bubba

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

No one in the hospital. Some ice and Tylenol are on the docket for a couple dudes.

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So do you ever get beat up, hotshot?


MCanter, that's a good idea. We usually get into a fight about how she turns the whole house up to 80 degrees because she is cold. I tell her to actually dry off instead of standing around in a wet towell. She gets a heat fan instead. Haven't fought about that for a while. Winter is coming though.

Yep. I get beat up more often than not. It's been well documented in this thread. That's probably cause I don't do Kung fu like you.

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

Yep. I get beat up more often than not. It's been well documented in this thread. That's probably cause I don't do Kung fu like you.

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I know a guy up here you might spare with. He's like a crocodile. Brief blur then someone's down. It's a humbling sport.


BTW: How's that Giraud working for you?

Lol, I don't do Kung Fu. I don't think I participated in this thread when you were talking about it before. Tonight is probably not the night to be ribbing you either.

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Originally Posted by Irving

Lol, I don't do Kung Fu. I don't think I participated in this thread when you were talking about it before. Tonight is probably not the night to be ribbing you either.

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OUCH !

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Mine loves it when I (unbeknownst to her) take her towel and put it in the dryer on high when she gets in the shower, then bring it back and be there to wrap her in it when she gets out.
She doesn't take very long showers and they're irregular in length, so I have to sit as close as I can to the dryer while still being able to hear her turn off the water and then grab it and sprint.
I only do this once in a very blue moon, but she loves it when I do.

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I always flush all the toilets sequentially to give her a nice hot shower. She really likes that.

In return, she always makes sure the clothes washer, dishwasher, and toilets use all the cold water and pressure at once. She knows how much I like scalding showers. [Sarcasm2]

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

hahahahaha That's awesome! That would be tough for me... our laundry is on the main floor and our bedroom is upstairs. I'm going to have to try it though...

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You can keep the towel warm longer if you put half under your armpit and the other end betwixxt your buttocks.

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Originally Posted by Irving

So do you ever get beat up, hotshot?


MCanter, that's a good idea. We usually get into a fight about how she turns the whole house up to 80 degrees because she is cold. I tell her to actually dry off instead of standing around in a wet towell. She gets a heat fan instead. Haven't fought about that for a while. Winter is coming though.

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Try living with a postmenopausal Sybil.

-20, windows open and a GD pedestal fan next the bed running balls to the wall.

Five minutes later the covers and electric blanket are smokin.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

I know a guy up here you might spare with. He's like a crocodile. Brief blur then someone's down. It's a humbling sport.


BTW: How's that Giraud working for you?

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You're right it's very humbling. Just when you think you are doing good, you get that ass beat. Haven't had much time with the giraud yet. I still haven't taken the time to fine tune the 550.

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Originally Posted by Irving

Lol, I don't do Kung Fu. I don't think I participated in this thread when you were talking about it before. Tonight is probably not the night to be ribbing you either.

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I know now it's all good. I probably sounded way to arrogant. That's my bad.

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Mine loves it when I (unbeknownst to her) take her towel and put it in the dryer on high when she gets in the shower, then bring it back and be there to wrap her in it when she gets out.
She doesn't take very long showers and they're irregular in length, so I have to sit as close as I can to the dryer while still being able to hear her turn off the water and then grab it and sprint.
I only do this once in a very blue moon, but she loves it when I do.

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Worth a million bucks. My wife's favorite.

Also, when she takes a bath to "soak", throw a big pot of water on the stove and bring it to her to "warm" her bath. You might be surprised by the invite you get.

Just pay attention and listen when she doesn't expect you too. Notice a new outfit or fresh salon visit.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

I know a guy up here you might spare with. He's like a crocodile. Brief blur then someone's down. It's a humbling sport.


BTW: How's that Giraud working for you?

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I'll spare with most, I got plenty to spare, but I don't spar with the young guys anymore.

Met up recently with very close old friend and sparring partner from 25 yrs ago and his son.

My friend is still in great shape and we slapped each other around a bit, he took it pretty easy on me and I still felt pretty good.

I then did something stupid and invited the kid (mid 20's) out on the mat. Intended to "show" him a trick or two to surprise his old man with. About two minutes later he had me bloodied and on the verge of puking.

My friend then informed me that kid was kind of a natural and much better than he had ever been. Wife had to help me out of bed the next morning.

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

The army forced the flu shot on us every year. I always felt like crap for a few days afterward. I don't plan on getting it ever again

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My apologies for being late to last night, but I'll catch up pretty quick:


Uncle Sam forced me to get this one. The only ill effect I ever routinely get from the flu shot is that I have the green-apple-quick-steps for about three days afterwards. This time it just lasted the one day and all has been normal. I'm patiently waiting for the surprise , though.

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Originally Posted by brutal

I always flush all the toilets sequentially to give her a nice hot shower. She really likes that.

In return, she always makes sure the clothes washer, dishwasher, and toilets use all the cold water and pressure at once. She knows how much I like scalding showers. [Sarcasm2]

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Lol

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Originally Posted by Irving

So do you ever get beat up, hotshot?


MCanter, that's a good idea. We usually get into a fight about how she turns the whole house up to 80 degrees because she is cold. I tell her to actually dry off instead of standing around in a wet towell. She gets a heat fan instead. Haven't fought about that for a while. Winter is coming though.

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We used to fight about that too. I'd get home from work and she'd be be sitting on the couch in sweats and a tank top with a her hair wrapped in a damp towel (almost an hour after her shower), with the thermostat set to 80. She didn't work at the time and I handle all the finances so she doesn't really have as good of a grasp on the cash flow and how things effect it as she thinks. I'd get mad and tell her to put on a damn hoodie and dry your hair, we run on propane and I wanted the tank to last through the winter, and she'd listen... then I'd come home to the same thing a week later.
One day nit even halfway through winter she called me at work and said the heater stopped working. I come home and of course the damn tank is empty, I go inside and the thermostat is set to like 82. So I put $350 in it and told her hope you learned your lesson cause I'm not filling it again this season. Low and behold she ran it dry again, and was miserable for a few weeks until I caved and bought a couple space heaters for nighttime (it was getting down to the 20s), and then she was a little less miserable.
Haven't had an argument about it since.

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Worth a million bucks. My wife's favorite.

Also, when she takes a bath to "soak", throw a big pot of water on the stove and bring it to her to "warm" her bath. You might be surprised by the invite you get.

Just pay attention and listen when she doesn't expect you too. Notice a new outfit or fresh salon visit.

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That's a great idea, I'll have to remember that next time she takes a bath... She's been doing that more and more lately too.

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

My apologies for being late to last night, but I'll catch up pretty quick:


Uncle Sam forced me to get this one. The only ill effect I ever routinely get from the flu shot is that I have the green-apple-quick-steps for about three days afterwards. This time it just lasted the one day and all has been normal. I'm patiently waiting for the surprise , though.

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Ours always happened right before we went out to the field for days. It sucked.

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

Shitty last 30 minutes dealing with my shit head little nephew in Kansas. 2 1/2 hours of jiu jitsu ahead. Someone's gonna feel a little pain tonight. Sorry in advance.

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I have all but given up on my immediate family. My dad's so introverted that he can't talk to people (he's an engineer, so that's not helping), my mom's a nut job, my brother blames all his problems on my dad (because dad didn't really talk to us), my sister is a bit of a hippy who only ever calls when she needs money.

It's such a weird thing... dealing with family

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Now THAT'S an idea... anniversary is coming up and I need inexpensive gift ideas.

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Get a small vase, clear glass. spray paint the inside black. Get a fake flower (choose her favorite flower). Get a small block of styrofoam, cut it to match the little vase, spray paint it black. Assemble it so that it all looks like one flower.

When you give her the flower, tell her that you'll love her until this flower wilts (explain that it's a fake flower and will never wilt, thus your love will never end)..........


Boom!!! Let the BJs flow!

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I also don't like cats. Cats are selfish little assholes.

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

You're right it's very humbling. Just when you think you are doing good, you get that ass beat..

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my dad (vietnam vet) got good and drunk then challenged me to a fight the Xmas I came home after my Iraq deployment. He wasn't as prepared as he thought he'd be. He told me he though he got hit in the chest with a sledgehammer. It's amazing what a good takedown and then a really hard headbutt to the sternum will do to an old white guy.