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10-01-2014, 15:25
thvigil11

So... Last night an old lady started her first fire of the season. A combination of a dead bird and buncha shit in her chimney led to her filling her little house with smoke. 1st engine on scene sees the amount of smoke and freaks. Calmer heads show up and ask the old gal whats going on. (1st crew neglected to do this) She tells them she lit a fire and so on. Turns out nothing more than some light smoke damage and a clogged chimney. (along with slightly toasted and mummified bird) Lesson of the day, sweep your chimneys people. Check them out at least once a year. Best time is late summer/ early fall right before burning season starts.

Second lesson, not eating all day and having a whiskey dinner was not a great idea. Sounded good at the time, but not too happy with it right now.
10-01-2014, 15:38
mcantar18c

That's cause you're doin it wrong. The whiskey goes in with the sauce, and THEN you consume it.
10-01-2014, 16:05
Irving

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Originally Posted by thvigil11

Second lesson, not eating all day and having a whiskey dinner was not a great idea. Sounded good at the time, but not too happy with it right now.

I knew I had a workout on Monday, so I ate a light dinner. The problem was that the light dinner was a 16oz Chilada and a lunchable. Not recommended before strenuous workout.
10-01-2014, 16:24
OtterbatHellcat

Howdy, homies.
10-01-2014, 16:47
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Irving

I knew I had a workout on Monday, so I ate a light dinner. The problem was that the light dinner was a 16oz Chilada and a lunchable. Not recommended before strenuous workout.

No shit.....................
10-01-2014, 17:26
hghclsswhitetrsh

Nephew charged with disorderly conduct and destruction of private property. It was his or I guess his and his moms house. 15 years old. I think this is his 7th strike. He's in jail right now faces the judge tomorrow.
10-01-2014, 18:40
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

Nephew charged with disorderly conduct and destruction of private property. It was his or I guess his and his moms house. 15 years old. I think this is his 7th strike. He's in jail right now faces the judge tomorrow.

Sounds like a training trip is needed. Southeast Kansas is a long ways, you outta be good and mad by the time you get there.
10-01-2014, 18:42
buffalobo

If he is old enough to act bad ass and tear shit up, he is old enough to take a beating for it.
10-01-2014, 18:57
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

If he is old enough to act bad ass and tear shit up, he is old enough to take a beating for it.

Or do the time. You come out 1 of 2 ways. Ready for the straight & narrow, OR figuring how long you can stay off radar.
10-01-2014, 20:49
OtterbatHellcat

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Sounds like a training trip is needed. Southeast Kansas is a long ways, you outta be good and mad by the time you get there.

The situation isn't funny at all, but this comment resonated with me...and made me laugh.

HC, I hope the kid gets his shit figured out soon.
10-01-2014, 21:19
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

The situation isn't funny at all, but this comment resonated with me...and made me laugh.

HC, I hope the kid gets his shit figured out soon.

Have a nephew who prefers the gray bar hotel to honest work. 3 hots n a cot, medical, dental. Like a few others i know. They look at parole as vacation time. After the thrill of being out on the street and getting some female ass has worn off. They do something to revoke their parole and or add more time. Why, because they are unable to exist on the outside, where 24/7 structure, rules & regs don't exist.
10-01-2014, 21:23
OtterbatHellcat

Institutionalized...... the Shawshank movie pointed that out to many people who've never considered that could happen to somebody.
10-01-2014, 21:34
Irving

We all have a shitbird in our family, somewhere. I know I do.
10-01-2014, 22:04
OtterbatHellcat

Heya Irving......

unfortunately, *I* was the shitbird in mine when I was a kid. Finally grew out of it, and really happy that I did actually.
10-01-2014, 22:05
Irving

Well, we can all stand to be around you, so it sounds like you did. :D
10-01-2014, 22:08
OtterbatHellcat

Ah, thank you.

lol. I appreciate it.. :D
10-01-2014, 22:27
Irving

I don't know about you, but after that long absence from shooting, I'm jonesing for next month's match.
10-01-2014, 22:33
bogie

ImpossibleImpossible to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of life and the other hand is the only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that I have a great way of the year and I don't know how much you mean to be a great day for the next few weeks of a new phone case you want me too I don't think that the first half of the first half
10-01-2014, 23:10
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by bogie

ImpossibleImpossible to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of life and the other hand is the only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that I have a great way of the year and I don't know how much you mean to be a great day for the next few weeks of a new phone case you want me too I don't think that the first half of the first half

Well Gabba, Gabba, Hey Hey, to you too.
10-01-2014, 23:32
brutal

crossed wires with tapatalk and snapchat
10-02-2014, 06:00
Great-Kazoo

Now hear this, Revellie
10-02-2014, 06:06
bogie

I'm awake sarge
10-02-2014, 06:39
TheBelly

I've been awake four 4 hours, and been at work for 3. Reveille is my lunch time.

(did I just turn into a crabby old man?)
10-02-2014, 06:41
TheBelly

I was also recently gifted an ACTUAL video camera. I just might be able to now make REAL videos that look like I now what I'm doing.

The 2nd part of that is to figure out that I need to spend more time on the editing and all that mess. It seems like I just might be taking this teaching and video making thing seriously.

Any new requests?
10-02-2014, 08:17
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

I've been awake four 4 hours, and been at work for 3. Reveille is my lunch time.

(did I just turn into a crabby old man?)

W/out a few f bombs and some words or sentences in CAPS, not yet. Gotta crawl, before you can walk.
10-02-2014, 08:20
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

I was also recently gifted an ACTUAL video camera. I just might be able to now make REAL videos that look like I now what I'm doing.

The 2nd part of that is to figure out that I need to spend more time on the editing and all that mess. It seems like I just might be taking this teaching and video making thing seriously.

Any new requests?

The brunette from Expose Gentlemens Club ?
10-02-2014, 09:02
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

The brunette from Expose Gentlemens Club ?

I didn't know you were into humans. That's a refreshing change. Good job!
10-02-2014, 09:56
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

I didn't know you were into humans. That's a refreshing change. Good job!

With incandescent bulbs phased out. it's hard to find a 40W that generates enough heat to warm things up.
10-02-2014, 10:12
OtterbatHellcat

You could go Brutal style, and warm things up with your armpit and butt cheeks?

Howdy bro's
10-02-2014, 11:14
bogie

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBelly

I was also recently gifted an ACTUAL video camera. I just might be able to now make REAL videos that look like I now what I'm doing.

The 2nd part of that is to figure out that I need to spend more time on the editing and all that mess. It seems like I just might be taking this teaching and video making thing seriously.

Any new requests?

For the umpteenth time, a video on your homemade brass catch...
10-02-2014, 11:42
buffalobo

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBelly

I was also recently gifted an ACTUAL video camera. I just might be able to now make REAL videos that look like I now what I'm doing.

The 2nd part of that is to figure out that I need to spend more time on the editing and all that mess. It seems like I just might be taking this teaching and video making thing seriously.

Any new requests?

Decent hour long training video for rifles and slings. Different styles, configurations, uses and the whys and what fors.

Didi and Ritter vids.
10-02-2014, 11:59
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by bogie

For the umpteenth time, a video on your homemade brass catch...

umpteenth time? I honestly can't remember when you asked for this.... Was it via PM or... how in the heck did I miss the first umpteen times this was asked for?
10-02-2014, 12:00
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Decent hour long training video for rifles and slings. Different styles, configurations, uses and the whys and what fors.

That level of production is not fast. it might take me about an entire week... straight! not saying i won't do it, but it will take me a while to get it blocked out, get the space, shoot it, then get the script right.
10-02-2014, 12:02
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

You could go Brutal style, and warm things up with your armpit and butt cheeks?

Howdy bro's

howdy OBC!!

Looks like I missed you this morning. crap is getting crazy over here on the operational side of things.
10-02-2014, 12:26
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

That level of production is not fast. it might take me about an entire week... straight! not saying i won't do it, but it will take me a while to get it blocked out, get the space, shoot it, then get the script right.

Take your time. Maybe good practice for post .mil money making endeavor.
10-02-2014, 12:27
buffalobo

But we could use some Didi/Ritter vids.

Couple intro pics of Ritter not gettin it done.
10-02-2014, 12:29
Irving

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

That level of production is not fast. it might take me about an entire week... straight! not saying i won't do it, but it will take me a while to get it blocked out, get the space, shoot it, then get the script right.

Script? If you can't do an hour long video, off the cuff, in a single take, don't bother. If Honda can do it, so can you.
10-02-2014, 12:39
wax_job

Sup hoes, tested positive for strep, so I'm in bed with y'all today, maybe I'll hit 1k
10-02-2014, 13:00
thvigil11

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Originally Posted by wax_job

Sup hoes, tested positive for strep, so I'm in bed with y'all today, maybe I'll hit 1k

ITS EBOLA!!!![panic]
10-02-2014, 13:01
wax_job

Na, I just got back from Liberia... So couldn't be