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These are also good tips to leave a waiter or waitress that provides terrible service.Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
I?ve only had service horrible enough to warrant such nastiness twice that I can recall. The first time I wrote ?don?t look directly into the sun? on the receipt and the second time my tip was ?your asshole is an exit, not an entrance?.
"Shut up and eat your oatmeal." - My Mom, more times than I can count...
"If I put the two of you together, I'd end up with a half-wit!!" - My Dad, yelling at my older brother and I when we (always) got into trouble...
Women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch.
Men who don't wear underwear still get skid marks.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
A student ask his master " you train me for violence but talk about peace, how do you justify this?" The master replied Better to be a warrior in a garden.. then a gardener in a war.
If you eat jellybeans, do you fart in technicolor?
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
It costs nothing to be polite. Kindness is a choice.