Originally Posted by
brutal
More Ugh!
Drove out to a friend's in E-ville today around 1400. Got stuck behind some joker going 35 up the hill out of Franktown. THIRTY FREAKIN FIVE MPH! Then he would speed up 55-60 in the passing areas and downhill. I finally snapped and took him in the merge passing lane at Flintville and he gave ME a stinkeye as I went past. Prick.
Got home around 2000 after overstaying our intended visit, dropped the drunks old folks and my wife off at the house (I was stone cold sober DD FWIW), topped off the washer fluid in the car and took out the pile of trash to kill a few minutes, and headed off to pick up a Pizza we had called in.
FYI, it was -16 in Elizabeth (south of town) and -13 on the car reading all the way home.
Papa Johns LOST the pizza that clearly showed was READY in their computer but it was MIA. They remade it quickly. I asked the young dumb bitch blonde TWICE and the dude making it if they had the right ingredients listed on the order. When I opened it to check, the f*ckers messed it up good but it was free by then and we were all hungry. I was hungry, they were drunk hungry.
On the way home, two blocks from the house, I get stuck behind some jackwad going 10MPH! TEN F*CKING MILES PER HOUR!!!