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02-21-2015, 14:26
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Irving

Fuck my neighbor is stupid.
He comes over to tell me how we have a substitute mailman this week, and every day my mail has been thrown all over his yard, but he WON'T put it into my mailbox because that is a Federal crime. So instead, he's been tucking it into my screen door instead.
Well, I had to tell him that I haven't gotten mail for four days, and if he's been tucking it in, it's not cutting it because it's not there when I get home. He's convinced that he's going to get into trouble by dropping my mail into my box. I told him in the future, just keep in until I can come get it.
If you're already handling another person's mail, I don't think whether you physically touch the box or not is going to make a difference.

All things considered, he exaggerates every damn thing, so I don't know if any mail really gets thrown on the ground or not. He's always saying shit like that, that I don't think really happens. I know that yesterday, I got all the mail for the guy on my other side in my box, but it sure as shit wasn't thrown around the yard. God he pisses me off. [/rant]

Piss on his lawn with the pissing you off, you're pent up with. Better yet on his siding.
02-21-2015, 14:32
brutal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Fuck my neighbor is stupid.
He comes over to tell me how we have a substitute mailman this week, and every day my mail has been thrown all over his yard, but he WON'T put it into my mailbox because that is a Federal crime. So instead, he's been tucking it into my screen door instead.
Well, I had to tell him that I haven't gotten mail for four days, and if he's been tucking it in, it's not cutting it because it's not there when I get home. He's convinced that he's going to get into trouble by dropping my mail into my box. I told him in the future, just keep in until I can come get it.
If you're already handling another person's mail, I don't think whether you physically touch the box or not is going to make a difference.

All things considered, he exaggerates every damn thing, so I don't know if any mail really gets thrown on the ground or not. He's always saying shit like that, that I don't think really happens. I know that yesterday, I got all the mail for the guy on my other side in my box, but it sure as shit wasn't thrown around the yard. God he pisses me off. [/rant]

Check your new dog's turds for cancelled stamps.
02-21-2015, 15:05
buffalobo

I heard OBC has a brain tumor and Irving's neighbor escaped from institution for the criminally insane.

Omagerd.
02-21-2015, 15:14
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

I heard OBC has a brain tumor and Irving's neighbor escaped from institution for the criminally insane.

Omagerd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_j3OZ0opN8
02-21-2015, 15:28
OtterbatHellcat

If it is a tumor, I"m going out in style.
02-21-2015, 15:31
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

If it is a tumor, I"m going out in style.

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.6079...5&pid=15.1&P=0
02-21-2015, 15:36
Irving

I generally like my neighbor, but he trends to exaggerate things, and sometimes his way of helping is less helpful than him doing nothing at all.
02-21-2015, 16:02
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.6079...5&pid=15.1&P=0

Ha ha, that is what made me think of it.
02-21-2015, 16:31
Great-Kazoo

OH FUKN YEAH BABY, OH YEAH....................................... REPRESENT !

cstone

MODFATHER
02-21-2015, 16:32
Irving

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

OH FUKN YEAH BABY, OH YEAH....................................... REPRESENT !

cstone

MODFATHER

When his daughter gets married, I'm going to ask him to ban you for 6 months.
02-21-2015, 17:26
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Irving

When his daughter gets married, I'm going to ask him to ban you for 6 months.

Keep dreaming. He comes to me for favors.
02-21-2015, 17:32
bogie

Reject responsibility!
02-21-2015, 17:33
bogie

What's the cheapest beach trip out of denver? Not looking to leave the US
02-21-2015, 17:37
buffalobo

Children, the word for today is "black ice", can you say black ice?
02-21-2015, 17:38
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by bogie

What's the cheapest beach trip out of denver? Not looking to leave the US

McConaughey[emoji106][emoji41]
02-21-2015, 17:41
bogie

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

McConaughey[emoji106][emoji41]

LOL that'd be okay with me but too redneck for my wife. It has to be seaside.
02-21-2015, 17:48
Irving

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Children, the word for today is "black ice", can you say black ice?

Someone post up the black ice video from Key and Peele. I can't from my phone.
02-21-2015, 18:10
brutal

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Children, the word for today is "black ice", can you say black ice?

That's racist.
02-21-2015, 18:11
brutal

http://youtu.be/efiW2K8gASM
02-21-2015, 18:59
Irving

Thanks!
02-21-2015, 20:15
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogie

What's the cheapest beach trip out of denver? Not looking to leave the US

CA central coast, Cambria. cheap it's not. HOWEVER the sitting on the coast after dinner sharing time with the spouse. The dividends paid out, is worth the loss of income.
02-21-2015, 20:29
hurley842002

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

CA central coast, Cambria. cheap it's not. HOWEVER the sitting on the coast after dinner sharing time with the spouse. The dividends paid out, is worth the loss of income.

May have to check out Cambria sometime. Spouse and I have a hotel booked on Huntington Beach this coming April, pretty excited about that!
02-21-2015, 21:27
brutal

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Thanks Bogie. I'm actually starting to feel better as the morning progresses.

As for the "panic runs" at the stores before a snow storm, I've never been able to understand that. You don't have enough shit in your pantry and freezer to live several weeks at the least? Seriously?

9 news showed empty meat departments at some denver grocers. Morons.

I expect it doesn't apply to the general masses, but there are those that live hand to mouth.

Just saying sometimes a little compassion is merited...
02-21-2015, 21:31
hurley842002

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Originally Posted by brutal

I expect it doesn't apply to the general masses, but there are those that live hand to mouth.

Just saying sometimes a little compassion is merited...

I have to agree, as I have been there, paycheck to paycheck, could barely afford what I needed at the time, let alone "stocking up".
02-21-2015, 21:39
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Penny on Big Bang Theory looks like shit with short hair....IMO.

Agreed.
02-21-2015, 21:41
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by brutal

Damit.

I built my 9" 300BLK upper today and ended up getting a handguard too long to use my AAC QD can setup.

Your handguard doesn't fit around the can?
02-21-2015, 21:46
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by thvigil11

You ever click on a minimal bid on ebay, expecting someone will easily out bid you, then watch as you are the high bid for a week straight, all the time knowing you don't really want/ or need the item?

Awesome. That sounds like great fun!
02-21-2015, 21:47
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by thvigil11

Must be a busy Friday for everyone. Personally the rest of my week has been super busy, but today, Nada. Just counting down the hours. I might need to run over the hill to Walmart during lunch, but that's about it.

It was a super busy friday. 10 hrs straight of working on one project. worked right through lunch.
02-21-2015, 21:48
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by thvigil11

Crap, someone is coming up to my office. Whore run cancelled.

ha!
02-21-2015, 21:48
OtterbatHellcat

Shoveled twice, went to work and plowed...think the kid shoveled here? Punk didn't do shit....fukin pothead. I shoveled again when I got back, fuker.

Todays youth. There's no hope it seems.
02-21-2015, 21:53
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by thvigil11

Old Maid. [Shake]

That got weird in a hurry!
02-21-2015, 21:53
Irving

Shoveled while it was snowing and blowing. Wife took pictures of me from inside, laughing the whole time. I told her I'll be happy to save that 1" when tomorrow rolls around.

True Detective is getting heavy. I can see why Kazoo was a fan. Only half way through and already can't wait for next season.
02-21-2015, 21:55
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by Irving

Or typed that out while I was in the shower. It's okay, it's still true either way. If you get her drunk she does this one thing...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

You have to get her drunk [ROFL3] You are young.

[LOL]
02-21-2015, 22:00
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Good morning guys......spent the night in the ER with tremendous head pain, ....back of the head and wouldn't let up. Cat scan and the whole bit, they said sinus related. wtf? Gotta follow up with an ear nose and throat dude next week. Nasal inhaler and ibuprofin in the meantime. I still feel today like it could kick back up again, so I'm tip toeing around. Hope we don't have to go in to work and put chains on the fleet later on tonight....but I'll still have to plow either way.....don't want to kill the old truck monday morning.

Sorry to hear that, dude! I sure hope it's not anything permanent or serious!
02-21-2015, 22:02
HoneyBadger

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Or typed that out while I was in the shower. It's okay, it's still true either way. If you get her drunk she does this one thing...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Thanks Bogie. I'm actually starting to feel better as the morning progresses.

As for the "panic runs" at the stores before a snow storm, I've never been able to understand that. You don't have enough shit in your pantry and freezer to live several weeks at the least? Seriously?

9 news showed empty meat departments at some denver grocers. Morons.

Yep. If you can't make it through the weekend without a panic run to the grocery store for basic foodstuffs, you seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
02-21-2015, 22:03
KS63

Just read the Tags For This Thread at the bottom of the page again. Too funny.
02-21-2015, 22:05
OtterbatHellcat

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Originally Posted by KS63

Just read the Tags For This Thread at the bottom of the page again. Too funny.

There is some funny shit there. :D
02-21-2015, 22:06
KS63

I need to call Dave and ask him if he fixed his "plumbing" LOL
02-21-2015, 22:10
HoneyBadger

Finally caught up! How is everyone doing tonight? Braving the storm? We only have about 3 inches, but it's awfully windy.
02-21-2015, 22:11
brutal

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Your handguard doesn't fit around the can?

Oh goodness no. Small dia handguard and a .30CAL can.

They're about the same size.

They are few and far between and I can't find a 8" I like, so just like the wife, I guess I'll have to settle for 7".