Well... This party just died.
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Well... This party just died.
I know a stripper who can show you how to do that w/out getting hurt, AND possibly earn a few extra dollars while you have downtime on base;)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
And I'm back for another night of incoherent and probably borderline offensive posts. Get ready...
FYI: I'll probably tune out for the next hour at least while I sit staring blankly at my computer screen watching the telescope take evening calibrations. I'm also going to attempt to make a paracord lanyard for my work keys, we'll see how that goes when I'm as tired as I am right now.
Am I the only person alive that is interested in tasting human flesh?
Like, head to Outback Steakhouse and order up a nice and juicy 6oz human steak.
Sadly, thats probably why I don't have friends. I tell people that too often and I think they're afraid of hanging around me as I might try killing them off just to eat them...
I'm not normally an A1 Steaksauce fan, but I think I'd probably have to have that on human. I can't imagine the meat is all that flavorful compared to other exotic animal meat like oryx (my favorite big game meat to date, and thats from venison (not really big game, I know, but still), elk, aligator, crocodile, snake, kangaroo, emu, swordfish, shark... I think thats everything I've tried so far)...
And I kind of wonder, if you were on death row, about to receive capital punishment, and asked for a human steak for your last meal, if they would agree to your odd request and provide you with a human steak...
And enough of that, I'm getting too hungry just thinking of grilling a steak.
Stupid work shift and lack of tasty food. Every time I come on a shift, I bring the food that sounds delicious, and the second I get up here, I wish I brought entirely different meals/snacks. Worst part is that its an hour to the grocery store, so its not like I could easily go get something else.
When I was in Australia, there was a drink you could get at every place, it was half sprite and half squash juice. It sounded gross at first, but after I tried it, it was more addicting than any other drink I've had. I drank that with every meal including breakfast. It was extremely refreshing, slightly sweet and had a very interesting flavor.
Really craving one of those right now. Wonder if I can get squash juice here?
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Originally Posted by jim