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08-13-2015, 12:44
crays

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Originally Posted by Irving

Just got buzzed by a crop duster while cruising down I-76 in Fort Morgan. That was pretty cool.

Until the cancer sets in...[emoji102]
08-13-2015, 12:49
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by crays

Until the ~~cancer~~ mind control sets in...[emoji102]
08-13-2015, 12:56
Irving

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Originally Posted by crays

Until the cancer sets in...[emoji102]

Better than pests!
08-13-2015, 13:06
izzy

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Originally Posted by Irving

Just got buzzed by a crop duster while cruising down I-76 in Fort Morgan. That was pretty cool.

Someone farted while waking past your seat? That happens all the time where I work.
08-13-2015, 13:10
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by crays

Until the cancer sets in...[emoji102]

Or you don't know he is there until he clears the trees and is only 10 feet above you. Big noise and giant shadow scare crap out of you.

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08-13-2015, 14:49
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Or you don't know he is there until he clears the trees and is only 10 feet above you. Big noise and giant shadow scare crap out of you.

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You carry an extra pair of pants, or drive with the windows open?
08-13-2015, 15:14
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

You carry an extra pair of pants, or drive with the windows open?

I stop and use straw.

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08-13-2015, 16:05
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

I stop and use straw.

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[shit-happens]
08-13-2015, 20:50
wyome

Damn summer allergy cold is kicking my ass.... fu world I'm going to sleep
08-13-2015, 21:14
Irving

Dear Diary,
UGH, I ruined my favorite pair of white pants today by getting BLOOD all over them! I'm so super mad! As if losing my pants wasn't bad enough, it happened right in front of Jason and he saw everything. He probably thinks I'm a total spaz now. [cry]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/VM...=w1698-h955-no
08-13-2015, 21:18
brutal

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Originally Posted by Irving

Dear Diary,
UGH, I ruined my favorite pair of white pants today by getting BLOOD all over them! I'm so super mad! As if losing my pants wasn't bad enough, it happened right in front of Jason and he saw everything. He probably thinks I'm a total spaz now. [cry]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/VM...=w1698-h955-no

You and Megyn Kelly.
08-13-2015, 21:31
OtterbatHellcat

Bummer, Irving.

That was funny, Brutal. lol.
08-13-2015, 21:36
OtterbatHellcat

Irving, I think you and I have the same bathroom floor tiles. Well, yours and my ex's house I meant.
08-13-2015, 21:42
Irving

Could be. I have these tiles in probably 30% of my house.
08-13-2015, 21:44
OtterbatHellcat

How did you bleed on your pants...what happened? And who's Jason?
08-13-2015, 21:46
Irving

I guess I cut myself climbing down a chimney. I didn't even notice until I saw this huge blood stain on my pants. My first thought was actually, "Who the hell's blood is this on my pants?!" I had been leaning forward with hands on knees and I guess it just oozed out without me noticing.

The first post was supposed to be in a teenage girl's voice by the way. Later that day I was showing someone my pants and I said, "It's like being a 7th grade girl all over again!"
08-13-2015, 21:54
OtterbatHellcat

Alrighty then.
08-13-2015, 22:00
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Irving

I guess I cut myself climbing down a chimney. I didn't even notice until I saw this huge blood stain on my pants. My first thought was actually, "Who the hell's blood is this on my pants?!" I had been leaning forward with hands on knees and I guess it just oozed out without me noticing.

The first post was supposed to be in a teenage girl's voice by the way. Later that day I was showing someone my pants and I said, "It's like being a 7th grade girl all over again!"

Lesson of trhe Day: DON'T WEAR WHITE PANTS WHEN CLIMBING CHIMNEYS.
08-14-2015, 09:06
wyome

It looks like it was his time of the month....
08-14-2015, 12:20
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by wyome

It looks like it was his time of the month....

Nice to know we have a local who can be one of the moderators for the next Rep debate.
08-14-2015, 13:11
OtterbatHellcat

He'd probably do a really damn good job at it too, I'm thinking.
08-14-2015, 21:03
Irving

I'm in this motel room all by myself, so the fly that is also in the room has no one else to land on but me.
08-14-2015, 21:06
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Irving

I'm in this motel room all by myself, so the fly that is also in the room has no one else to land on but me.

He probably smells Blood

You going to get more quarters, or bring a roll with you.

BTW: ACE Hardware has 3 shelves full of bug-a-salts up north eh.
08-14-2015, 21:06
blacklabel

I thought that statement was going somewhere entirely different.
08-14-2015, 21:09
Irving

Turns out there are two files. They stopped flying around to hump right next to my arm right after I posted. I wish I would have thought to bring that Bug-A-Salt. Oh well.
08-14-2015, 21:10
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Irving

Turns out there are two files. They stopped flying around to hump right next to my arm right after I posted. I wish I would have thought to bring that Bug-A-Salt. Oh well.

You doing a sequel to Insex ?
08-14-2015, 21:12
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

I thought that statement was going somewhere entirely different.

Pull your mind up to the gutter.

It's way past due for another BBQ meet & eat. That place in milliken is good .
08-14-2015, 21:13
blacklabel

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Pull your mind up to the gutter.

It's way past due for another BBQ meet & eat. That place in milliken is good .

I fully agree.
08-14-2015, 21:22
Irving

I've found a solution to the fly issue. Just trying to see if I can post photos from my phone.
08-14-2015, 21:25
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by Irving

I've found a solution to the fly issue. Just trying to see if I can post photos from my phone.

Please be weird.... [Neene3]
08-14-2015, 21:26
blacklabel

How could it not be?
08-14-2015, 21:29
Irving

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Please be weird.... [Neene3]

;)
08-14-2015, 21:31
Irving

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/38...=w1144-h643-no

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/5U...=w1144-h643-no
08-14-2015, 21:32
wyome

This thread thrives on weird...
08-14-2015, 21:34
blacklabel

Much more practical than I expected.
08-14-2015, 22:27
theGinsue

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Originally Posted by Irving

I'm in this motel room all by myself, so the fly that is also in the room has no one else to land on but me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

I've found a solution to the fly issue. Just trying to see if I can post photos from my phone.

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Originally Posted by Irving

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/38...=w1144-h643-no

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/5U...=w1144-h643-no

Not quite the solution I thought you'd go with.

I was expecting you getting a couple of hookers & some blow and having a party. Then, the only fly you would have been concerned about would have been the one on your pants.
08-14-2015, 22:31
theGinsue

This week sucked huge matzah balls & tomorrow is going to be the icing on the cake.

Going to bed now & going to sleep in tomorrow. Someone wake me at 0445 Monday morning.
08-15-2015, 11:15
OtterbatHellcat

LOL Toad.

"That's almost a motorcycle, and I just Looooove motorcycles" ........."peel out, I love it when guys peel out!"
08-15-2015, 11:18
OtterbatHellcat

Ginsue......I'm sorry you're is a headed for a rough day. Bummer.

Speaking of SUCK.......last night I did a little "war games" kind of thing at a local park......and lost an effing $200 Stinger flashlight. Looked last night, no joy.........looked this morning, no joy.

Mother Fvcker.
08-15-2015, 11:40
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Ginsue......I'm sorry you're is a headed for a rough day. Bummer.

Speaking of SUCK.......last night I did a little "war games" kind of thing at a local park......and lost an effing $200 Stinger flashlight. Looked last night, no joy.........looked this morning, no joy.

Mother Fvcker.

That really bites man. Primary reason I don't own any $200 lights.

Hope you find it.

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