The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by ray1970

What about damage from human feces and urine?

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Sewer back up? You betcha, as long as you have that coverage. I've seen a claim where a poor old lady couldn't control get bowels and left a shit trail through some rooms and down the hall trying to get to the toilet. This is considered a category 3 water loss, where items in contact with cat 3 water are not even attempted to be salvaged. So mitigation came out and cut all the poop trails out of the carpet, so the mitigation photos showed just strips of carpet cut out everywhere. Then you have to replace all the contiguous carpet.

Turkey done brining. Split in half for a 2hr smoke with cherry then finish at 325*. Trying to beat the crappy weather tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by KS63

Turkey done brining. Split in half for a 2hr smoke with cherry then finish at 325*. Trying to beat the crappy weather tomorrow.

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C'mon, half the fun is braving the elements to prepare meat for the clan.

Good reason to have hot chocolate





with schnapps or coffee with Baileys.

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Originally Posted by KS63

Turkey done brining. Split in half for a 2hr smoke with cherry then finish at 325*. Trying to beat the crappy weather tomorrow.

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You pick up one of those felt welding blankets from cyberweld? They're great BUT, try not putting it over the door - body opening. You'll get it soaked with chicken or turkey grease ;)
http://store.cyberweld.com/panfelwelbla.html
a worthwhile investment, as well as a few bricks wrapped in Al foil around the bottom.

If it's as cold & wet down there, be real careful. The spouse went to work 10 min ago. Took her 15 min to get the ice off the car. Imagine tomorrow morn will be a beach

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Don't forget to thaw the turkey.

How you gonna cook it up?

Since we ran off all the outlaws last few years it is just the wife, the dog, one minion and me, this year. Still have not decided, smoke it or fry it.

Will be frying one bird tonite and one bird tomorrow night. One for elderly neighbor and one for a neighbor of my dad's who is single father of 2 and could use a hand.



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That's awesome, Lobo.

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

If the Russian bomber was trespassing in Turkish air space, was warned and given opportunity to rectify and did not, no issue for me. Send them to hell.

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WKRP had some funny stuff for sure, that one was quite memorable.

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Originally Posted by thvigil11

Intentional or "oops I crapped my pants?"

I'd say it Depends....... [ROFL1]

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lol

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Originally Posted by Irving

Birds, rodents, and domestic animals are specifically excluded.

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Hell, most of us here are using animals as names and avatars.....ironical....ha ha.

Jim's wife is at work, party at his place!

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Originally Posted by Irving

Jim's wife is at work, party at his place!

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If you want to brave the roads, stop by.

Happy Thanksgiving guys.

Gonna be a long day on some icy roads.

Happy Thanksgiving you ho's.

Wife is working today, kids are feeding the homeless, so it's just the two of us for a late dinner feast.

At the libtard In laws....and no football on tv

Wtf am i supposed to be grateful for again?

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Originally Posted by wyome

At the libtard In laws....and no football on tv

Wtf am i supposed to be grateful for again?

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The drunk promiscuous SIL ?

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

The drunk promiscuous SIL ?

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Married lesbian.....

The food was incredible though....I will survive

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Originally Posted by wyome

Married lesbian.....

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Whoa! That sucks!

It's just me and the trophy wife today. She has been on a John Wayne movie binge, so I've been left to my own devices. Having said that, she has been cooking up a storm...lucky dog, lucky dog!

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Originally Posted by Alpha2

Whoa! That sucks!

It's just me and the trophy wife today. She has been on a John Wayne movie binge, so I've been left to my own devices. Having said that, she has been cooking up a storm...lucky dog, lucky dog!

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Trophy indeed. Loves JW movies, and can cook! You are one lucky SOB.

Next you'll be telling us she reloads and has her own John Deere tractor.

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Originally Posted by wyome

Married lesbian.....

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That's suck for her husband.

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Originally Posted by Irving

That's suck for her husband.

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I don't know....could be fun.

lol....yeah, could be.

What husband? The SIL is a woman who is married to another woman...

Usually her wife will have football on....but this time it was some damn Elmo show for their kid.

You sayin' you don't like Elmo ? Pedophile that he really is.

Once your kids outgrow Elmo/kid's shows you go from hating them to all out disdain....

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Originally Posted by wyome

What husband? The SIL is a woman who is married to another woman...

Usually her wife will have football on....but this time it was some damn Elmo show for their kid.

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Where's the <over his head> smiley?

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Originally Posted by wyome

What husband? The SIL is a woman who is married to another woman...

Usually her wife will have football on....but this time it was some damn Elmo show for their kid.

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OR they're closet furries.

Watching a movie with Sean Penn. I know he's a liberal... First he had a glock 17 full auto that shot about a thousand rounds out if a 32 round mag. Then he goes all operator with a railed bull pup with no sights installed. Yawn.

Cooked an egg on the barrel stove tonight while it was 14 degrees outside, just for the hell of it.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/XE...=w1698-h955-no

Looks good. But I think you broke the yolk. I prefer mine over medium.

I did, I also broke one this morning. Think those eggs are getting old. Better finish up this chicken coop business so we can try fresh eggs.

You kinda masticated that egg. Skillet seasoned?

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I did, in fact, chew that egg. That skillet is like 80 years old. It is seasoned, but I didn't exactly prep it like I normally would since it was so cold out.

It's still cool that you're out there messin' with it, Irving.

I know yesterday was shitty weather wise, but it WAS nice to not be at work for the said shittiness. I got a lot done yesterday, took the underbelly of the staircase and turned it into a "pantry" type set up. Built little shelves between studs (2x6's so there's some good usable space there) and built a larger shelf about 2/3'ds down the landing that will store quite a bit of stuff on it. Just generally improved and organized under there, it's pretty cool, I think.

That larger shelf presented me with some challenges getting it in there decent like.....nothing is square under there, and cutting the relief for the center stair stringer took a bit of time to get right since the stringer is kinda "rolled/bowed" a little bit.

Today....with little hope......I tried to fire up a Coleman 1850w generator that I bought new from my neighbor about 20 years ago......the last time it ran was when I loaned it to a coworker about 10 years ago.

The fukin thing started and ran. I couldn't believe it.

Wow, nice!

Heya Irving...

Yeah, it was really cool, man. It stumbled at first, and didn't miss a beat after that.

I was in disbelief at what I was witnessing.

Sounds like the lawn mower my neighbor gave me when I first moved in. I didn't even use it for over a year because I bought myself a manual mower and it still fires right up every time. I just run it dry with some stabil in it at the end of the year and let it sit outside all winter.

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Random thoughts.............

The original Willy Wonka Factory movie is...........creepy.

A little, but great performance for Gene Wilder.

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Willy Wonka is awesome....now back to my Cherry Coke & book First In...

Wilder did some good roles over the years, I agree.

This one not the least......