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10-07-2012, 10:37
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monky

Nope.. You were obviously never a boy scout. Always be prepared... or whatever.

Unless you were having a marathon session there is no excuse for not having them.. how many times have you driven past a walgreens, king soopers, 7-11 in the course of a few days..

You obviously did not think you had a chance in hell of getting laid.

Then instead of going to get some you posted how frustrated you are about it.. how very Ronin of you... [Coffee]

Turn in your man card.

You're party right. This girl isn't one of those that'll just jump into bed with someone. So yes, I was a bit surprised it all ended up that way.
10-07-2012, 13:13
HoneyBadger

Anyone watching the Colts v Packers game? Refs are terrible... I thought we got the real refs back?? 3+ missed pass interference calls, a helmet to helmet call that clearly wasn't there...

Anyway, it's nice to see Andrew Luck playing well.
10-07-2012, 14:13
brutal

Did not see the game. Who got the short end of the stick?
10-07-2012, 15:48
HoneyBadger

It was pretty bad in the first half, but I didn't see any reffing issues with the second half... And man what a come back! Andrew Luck is easily the best rookie quarterback I've seen in a long time. Makes Tim Tebow look like a high school quarterback...
10-07-2012, 17:45
SideShow Bob

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaS-EydfJ3g
10-07-2012, 22:32
TriggerHappy

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

You're party right. This girl isn't one of those that'll just jump into bed with someone. So yes, I was a bit surprised it all ended up that way.

Excuses, excuses....don't blame her for you not being prepared. Also -1 on the man card. Pathetic, going bareback always adds some excitement to ones life.
10-07-2012, 22:38
FireMoth

Quote:

Originally Posted by TriggerHappy

Excuses, excuses....don't blame her for you not being prepared. Also -1 on the man card. Pathetic, going bareback always adds some excitement to ones life.

Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.
10-07-2012, 22:39
HoneyBadger

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireMoth

Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.

OHHHHH SNAP!
10-07-2012, 22:54
Irving

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.

Ask, Tell, Make. I guess you already forgot.
10-07-2012, 22:54
Monky

If anyone is going to see JM anytime soon let me know.. I'll go to the store and get him some rubbers.. Blue balls are no joke. [Coffee]
10-07-2012, 22:57
TriggerHappy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monky

If anyone is going to see JM anytime soon let me know.. I'll go to the store and get him some rubbers.. Blue balls are no joke. [Coffee]

Thats what reverse grip, Left handed in the mirror is for.
10-07-2012, 23:02
FireMoth

....And.... Spiderman!
10-07-2012, 23:56
Irving

Came home from our honeymoon to a $300 water bill. Good thing we didn't spend all the money we set aside for the trip.
10-08-2012, 00:12
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireMoth

Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.

Ya know... I need a buffer, spring, and tube... I thought about coming down there tomorrow... But now, I'm not so sure.... [LOL]
10-08-2012, 22:04
UncleDave

Almost 24 hours and no ho's on the block? For shame!
10-08-2012, 22:06
Dr_Fwd

Mike's been slacking lately
10-08-2012, 22:08
Dr_Fwd

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireMoth

....And.... Spiderman!

Woot?
Rob is post whoring? What is happening with this world?! [ROFL2]
10-08-2012, 22:33
islandermyk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr_Fwd

Mike's been slacking lately

This whore's been collecting some brass and loading...

... a whore gotta make it's cheese [Coffee]
10-08-2012, 22:34
islandermyk

Ha... been shifting that reload rod up and down a few thousand times [ROFL1]
10-08-2012, 22:35
islandermyk

I'm a dirty reloading whore [LOL]
10-08-2012, 22:35
Skully

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Came home from our honeymoon to a $300 water bill. Good thing we didn't spend all the money we set aside for the trip.

Left the toilet running?

.......wait honeymoon, you get married again? [Coffee] [ROFL3]
10-08-2012, 22:36
islandermyk

I'm still waiting on some raw material to arrive to finish up a batch or two...[Bang]
10-09-2012, 01:15
zteknik

Just a shameless ho on a dim lit street corner....[Coffee]
10-10-2012, 21:58
zteknik

Time to get back on the corner and boost up that ho hand high!!!
10-10-2012, 22:07
HoneyBadger

Hola Ho!
10-10-2012, 22:19
zteknik

I had to take a break from my nightime duties to look for a respectable paying job[ROFL1]

I put in a few more aplications and had at 1 interview that seemed promising-I'll know by Friday if it's a go or not.
10-10-2012, 22:34
HoneyBadger

Quote:

Originally Posted by zteknik

I had to take a break from my nightime duties to look for a respectable paying job[ROFL1]

I put in a few more aplications and had at 1 interview that seemed promising-I'll know by Friday if it's a go or not.

Awesome! Good luck to ya! I might be asking you about some car stuff in the near future if you're interested. Just some maintenance stuff for the truck. I think we talked about some of it when we were driving back from Pawnee, but i'm tired and don't remember.
10-10-2012, 22:36
Irving

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skully

Left the toilet running?

.......wait honeymoon, you get married again? [Coffee] [ROFL3]

No, but my neighbor did help me check for a leak. I think it was just because I left the sprinklers set on the setting they were on when we moved in. Apparently 7 days a week at 30 minutes per zone is too much. Both my neighbor and my dad knew what they were set at, but didn't bother to tell me that I was watering WAY too much. Lesson learned I guess.
10-10-2012, 22:39
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

No, but my neighbor did help me check for a leak. I think it was just because I left the sprinklers set on the setting they were on when we moved in. Apparently 7 days a week at 30 minutes per zone is too much. Both my neighbor and my dad knew what they were set at, but didn't bother to tell me that I was watering WAY too much. Lesson learned I guess.

Your lawn must be nice though.... [Coffee]
10-10-2012, 22:50
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Awesome! Good luck to ya! I might be asking you about some car stuff in the near future if you're interested. Just some maintenance stuff for the truck. I think we talked about some of it when we were driving back from Pawnee, but i'm tired and don't remember.

Anytime your ready.Just gimme a call.
10-10-2012, 22:58
Irving

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

Your lawn must be nice though.... [Coffee]

It IS. However, if you take off at a sprint, or are running and come to a quick stop, or change directions, your foot will rip the grass because it was so wet. I should have taken that as a hint I guess.
10-10-2012, 23:00
02ducky

Quote:

Originally Posted by zteknik

I had to take a break from my nightime duties to look for a respectable paying job[ROFL1]

I put in a few more aplications and had at 1 interview that seemed promising-I'll know by Friday if it's a go or not.

Good luck, keep the pimp hand up. [Tooth]
10-10-2012, 23:18
zteknik

Quote:

Originally Posted by 02ducky

Good luck, keep the pimp hand up. [Tooth]

Oh yea,Thanks!
Filling out app's and hoi'n with the other-Thats how we roll!!![Beer]
10-11-2012, 06:23
yankeefan98121

mornin ho's, been a minute
10-11-2012, 06:36
02ducky

What up ho?

Man where you been?
10-11-2012, 07:07
yankeefan98121

workin two gigs now, all I am anymore is a tpt (trading post troll)
10-11-2012, 08:36
HoneyBadger

Weather's nice, don't have to work until tonight... I think I'm going to go shoot my newest AR :) See ya fellas!
10-11-2012, 09:12
yankeefan98121

I don't even have time to fondle mine anymore [Bang]
10-11-2012, 12:49
HoneyBadger

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Weather's nice, don't have to work until tonight... I think I'm going to go shoot my newest AR :) See ya fellas!

Good news! This is the first time I've ever built an upper from parts and everything worked wonderfully! I put 120 trouble-free rounds down range and my 7.5inch barrel was able to shoot about 4 MOA from a sandbag... Not bad! Its amazing how much difference a muzzle break can make though... holy cow! If I ever figure out how to edit my videos I might try to post them. They are shot at 340 frames per second, so there is a lot of wasted time in them. [AR15]
10-11-2012, 18:40
DSB OUTDOORS

Hello my Biotch Hoe Bro's! Whats shakin?? [Coffee]