THE "WTF were they thinking" thread!

"Ballistic Baby"...the hottest new trend is defensive wear.

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.ne...62&oe=5AD6ED09

LOL......Should be called the Scroto Wipe.

Or just get a bidet?

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

LOL......Should be called the Scroto Wipe.

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Ball Buffer?
Sack-B-Clean?
Taint Polisher?
Vag-O-Cleanse?
Put a wire wheel on there and call it the Roid-B-Gone

Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking nap.

http://www.abcnews-us.com/2017/12/05/morgue-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/

I once gave a guy third degree burns when he reached in front of me as I was taking a pizza out of an oven and putting it onto the cutting table. I felt pretty bad. I can't really imagine the guilt of burning someone alive on accident.

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Originally Posted by SuperiorDG

Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking nap.

http://www.abcnews-us.com/2017/12/05/morgue-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/

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The guy had to be high

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Originally Posted by KevDen2005

The guy had to be high

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Which one?

Fortunately, fake news:

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/12/...-taking-a-nap/